Geoffrey

The most amazing brown kid you will ever meet. He can make you smile like no other. And he will help you decide which guys are hot or not. But he's not gay. Just savvy. The ladies love Geoffrey.

Geoffrey makes me the happiest person in the world!

by jsteezy December 15, 2009

Geoffrey (abv. Geoff)

Slang term for cannabis. Originated in Beenham, Berkshire.

Example: Would you like to meet Geoff later? Have you seen Geoff recently?

by Jim February 13, 2005

Geofry

A word immature people use when they can't read the name Geoffrey properly. It will then catch on and you'll be cursed to be called Geofry forever, oh joy.

Person #1: What's that say?
Person #2: Dunno'.
*This is where you jump in and say how you're actually supposed to pronounce it*
Person #1: I know, it says Geofry!
*Or that will happen*

by Molten Onyx February 4, 2009

geoffrey

a mixture of marijuana, cocaine, crack, meth, angel dust, morphene, heroine, and other strong unidentifiable drugs crushed up and rolled into a joint and smoked. First time users cope with the feeling by petting furry walls.

When the world flips you a geoffrey stroke the furry walls.

by aldous snow's bud LK June 6, 2010

Geoffrey Chaucer

An inside term for a pinch/dip of chewing tobacco.

Hey Joe can I bum a Geoffrey Chaucer off of you bro?

by No Work Dave November 1, 2010

geoffrey dickens

A short ass kid, but the coolest nigga at the same time.

Ayyyye it's my boy geoffrey dickens!

by Lil Qwerty January 17, 2018

geoffrey clapp

Geoff clapp is a caring and kind person that is always there for you. He will do whatever he can possibly do to make you happy, even if it makes his life harder.

He is an amazing dad and an even better worker. He can code his way to the moon and back. He is a stunning health care worker and he was the CEO of Better Health.

He loves the patriots.

"Geoffrey Clapp is so good at what he does."

by Ariel Grosskopf December 19, 2018