screaming genie

after a long night of over drinking, one vomits so hard they shit themselves as well.

the room smelt fouly of puke and shit after jamie had a screaming genie adventure all over the dorm room.

by lauren<3 January 28, 2004

Table Genie

When playing a poker game, the Table Genie is the person at the table who seems to have all the luck go their way. They hit every flop, make every draw, and continue to get the nuts up against the semi-nuts. They are virtually unstoppable and should be avoided at all costs, else you will end up sitting on the ringside cursing the Table Genie.

Phil: Damn, I just busted out of the tournament when my Pocket Aces got cracked.
Mike: Ouch, what happened?
Phil: The damn Table Genie called me with 72 off suit and flopped a full house.
Table Genie: Owned!!
Phil: ::cries::

by au4040 December 12, 2006

Bread Genie

The definition of all things beautiful. Is loved and should be loved by everything and everyone. Lowkey the main protagonist.

“Did you see that girl?”
“Yeah”
“She’s cute, isn’t she?”
“After seeing bread genie, my standards have shot up!”

by The real Bread Genie May 26, 2021

genielle

an amazing person who loves everyone else for their personality. the luckiest girl in the world

genielle was the best person i ever met

by katekatbar12 January 9, 2010

Steaming Genie

When a guy is doing a chick up the ass, right after he blows his load, she yells "Make a wish, bitch!" and blows out a mist of cum and shit all over him.

He was stunned when she said she wanted anal, but even more so when the screw ended up with a Steaming Genie.

by Anlah Halle Aislynne Ozone January 16, 2009

west genesee middle school

A school where the teachers hate their jobs. There’s always a kid in their shirts juuling. All the kids have smoked weed. And there’s always at least one person who has lean in their locker. The girls are either emo or thots who cut for attention or talk shit about innocent people. Also, everyone screams “air” whenever given the chance

“Row row”- said an 8th grader

“Definitely from west Genesee middle school”, said a cms kid

by RowMyAir June 22, 2018

Genese

She is an amazing girl! Maybe she is a bit daring, but that's what everybody likes about her. Her best friend is probably a white girl. She loves animals but dogs are her favorite animal in the world! She may seem strong on the outside but on the inside, she is hiding all her emotions from the past, present, and the future. She barely cries but when she does she hides it from others. If others try to ask what's wrong she just may stay quiet and not talk to anybody. She is an amazing friend to have she will always be there for you no matter what. Even when she is not feeling well Genese will always think family and friends come first. most Genese's Zodiac signs are a Leo. They can be very fisty and what people call "weird". She may act this way because she is hiding her emotions from the world. And if you do find out what she is hiding she will most likely deny it all the time. To sum this all up you will want a friend like her by your side no matter what and if she is your girlfriend she is a keeper. Never let somebody like her go.

Genese you are my best friend to all and many.

by 💘XxBeautyxX💘 September 27, 2018