geldard

A term meaning someone who has got so tanked up and is so pissed off that theyre aint noone gonna beat his ass!!! The dude you avoid on a Friday night

Ahh shit mate, look hes gone all Geldard!!! Someones gonna get fecked up!!!

by GrungeyJesus November 24, 2006

gellan

a gellan is an act of pure, unfettered sexual harrasment

"dude, i totally gellan'd that chick"

"if there's grass on the pitch, let's play ball"

by blacksheep101 October 10, 2008

Gellert

Could refer to Gellert Grindelwald of the Harry Potter books, most likely the sexiest fucking beast to walk this earth. He was a dark wizard who believed in Wizard Supremacy. He is dead, but WAS taken by the second sexiest bloke ever, Albus Dumbledore. He wore fancy clothes and did fancy things...to Albus of course ;D

Also could refer to a stupid-ass whore neopet. Who stole Grindelwald's name. I don't care which came first. FUCK YOU, NEOPET! DIE IN A HOLE.

"CRUCIO!" cried Gellert as he attacked his idiotic copy-cat neopet.

by Dumblewhore December 24, 2009

gelware

The stuff between your ears that does the same thing as hardware and software

I didn't have my computer handy, so I did that calculation in gelware.

by anon 7 January 5, 2009

Gillarded

Tricking an otherwise unobtainable girl into bed through the use of excessive alcohol.

Alec: I thought Katie didn't like him though?

Alex: He must have Gillarded her

by althekid1891 November 21, 2011

Julia Gillard

27th Prime Minister of Australia of the ALP
also, 1st female PM and youngest (as of 24th June 2010)
she has red hair (ranga) and has a boyfriend, Tim Mathieson, a hairdresser (fairy boy)
she succeeded kevin rudd

when julia gillard was sworn in on 24th of june 2010, all of australia went "nooo not a ranga!!!"

by Lil.Miss.Dina-ov Aus June 27, 2010

Gillard

An individual who commits a supreme act of disloyalty by selling out his/her friends or associates for thier own personal benefit.

Why be a Gillard for John?

I can't believe you would do that to me, you're a complete Gillard!

You're like a love-child of Judas and Gillard.

by GuyInJeansAndShirt July 4, 2010