Geetard

n: A complete fool for Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. These fans are complete dorks over the man and are usually quite proud of it. Some of them idolize him as either their savior or hero, but most of them are simply madly in love with him.

Quote of a classic Geetard: "OH my Geesus, "Thank You For The Venom", the live version on the Life On The Murder Scene CD... Gerard at the very beginning, he like screams all dark and scary "THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM!!!" and then he's like "OPEN UP THOSE FUCKING MOSH PITS RIGHT NOW!!! OPEN IT UP!!!" And then at the end... he GROWLS... I pretty much had a soundgasm. He's so beautiful."

by MC Bella December 9, 2008

geetard

gerard way with bleached blonde hair.

Gerard is a geetard for bleaching his hair.

by brooke acker September 8, 2006

Geetar

The *cough* cool *cough* way to say guitar

Guy 1 - Wanna play GEETAR Hero with me?
Guy 2 - Dude, you're sad. It's GUITAR.
Guy 1 - No no no, I'm cool. I say GEETAR!

by DownloadThisSong February 13, 2008

geektard

Kevin and Missy

Kevin and Missy are computer geeks and know all the words to Ice Ice Baby. Thus, they are geektards.

by Melissa June 18, 2003

GeekStar

An oxymoron: A person who is considered to be foolish, socially inept, and/or clumsy but at the same time many people like/appriciate/love them which is why Star is added to capture the celebrity like part of the term.
Original Meaning Of Geek: Fool

Nobody Uses This Word Unless Repping Or Else They Will Sound Like A Duck
iRep GeekStar

by WhoDoYouThinkItIs? September 5, 2009

geetard

another word for tard; gee is the sound that tards make, or more generally the sound of society

Why you bein' such a geetard today?
Society is made up of nothing but a bunch of geetards.

by squilliam November 24, 2006

geetar

Quite possibly the most annoying and stupid way to refer to a "guitar". Proper guitarist never say "geetar" as it's just too damn idiotic. Ranked with the word "exqueeseme".

Example1:

1st person: Dude, come look at my geetar.

2nd person: *Thumps first person.*

Example2:

Idiot: Exqueeseme, I'd like to buy a geetar!"
Guitar salesman: "Gtfo."

by The Wretched One July 21, 2008