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Gazur

Hebrew for extremely drunk, finished, cut-off. Can be a goal, an assessment, or a toast.

What typically happens to the Shpeetz of the Circle of Satla.
"Tonight, we drink until we die. Gazur!"
by Magnum 457 April 12, 2012
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gazussy

orgasmic pussy; when you orgasm so good your bussy makes a puddle of gazussy juice. gazussy is never sad only throbbing. there is a way to ungazussy, this is by being so turned off that the puddle goes back in.
"My gazussy is throbbing so hard right now."
by gazussy_queen February 3, 2022
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gazumble

the act of being gazumbled: being in absolute shock and awe of your gay friends gay friends "rotund" and "large circular" breasts.
"I saw her tits, I was absolutely gazumbled!"
"they made me gazumble!"
"im gazumbling over her tits."
by ratsratsrats May 25, 2022
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gaza 69

When Joe irritates Araon, so Araon slaps Joe back, so Joe gives Araon a bloody nose, so Araon breaks Joe's arm, so Joe disembowls Araon.

Bascially anywhere that there's an escalation of conflict and no side can see the other's POV porn due to internet censorship, so they just keep fucking eachother round'n'round like jackrabbits with pent-up sexual energy, causing more blood to bleed with every thrust until one side is fucking deaaad.
I'm looking forward to a livid year on the Gaza Strip what with all the gaza 69 as of late.
by Bad C dev July 17, 2022
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gazump

1) To be ripped off by a greedy real estate agent. Usually when the price for
real estate or land is raised to a higher price than was verbally agreed on before.

2) The sound made by two Hippopotamuses fucking in a swamp.
1) I got gazumped when I tried to buy that house - after we agreed on a price, they changed the contract.

2) I saw a documentary about hippos gazumping each other..
by Googles January 17, 2004
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Gazunder

A term used to describe what happens when a British house buyer drops the price just before contracts exchange. It's the opposite of gazump
I agreed to sell my house to this guy and he gazundered me by £10k at the last minute, so I had to take it.
by Shippers December 19, 2011
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Gazuntenschpoot

To sneeze at the precise moment you achieve orgasm. This is primarily only used for men, although women who squirt could also "schpoot" so the definition is flexible.

The muscle contraction caused by the sneeze is also known to increase the velocity of the ejaculation. Do not give someone a facial if you think you are about to sneeze unless the recipient is wearing OSHA z-78 certified safety goggles.
Klint, feeling that a sneeze was imminent, fearing a gazuntenschpoot, he attempted to warn his female partner, but he was too late. The aftermath of the gazuntenschpoot left his partner blind in one eye and with an incurable phobia of both sneezes and the business end of a wang.

Bob: Man, I hate alergy season, been gazutenschpootin every chick I've banged this week. I'm gonna end up killin a bitch.
by Joostin March 26, 2010
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