South Bend Gentlemen

The act of spitting on your hand before shoving it into a girl's ass.

I was nice about it and gave Becca a South Bend Gentlemen last night

by chyeaaaaaaaaa February 1, 2014

league of gentlemen

A piece of twisted british genius from four oddly likeable guys. Not to be confused with the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, which sucked.

see also:
Jeremy Dyson
Steve Pemberton
Mark Gatiss
Reece Shearsmith

there's a League of Gentlemen film in the works. It WON'T have Sean Connery in it.

by Atari April 6, 2004

gentlemen of leisure

A group of men who enjoy fraternizing periodically and engaging in various leisurely activities such as sporting events, entertaining, dining, dancing, and pursuing women. Also can be singular, gentleman of leisure, and can also denote pimp-like behavior.

Iceberg Slim was a lady's man in his younger days, he was a pimp and was part of the gentlemen of leisure club.

by pknyc1 October 30, 2005

Gentlemens Relish

The resltant gooey mess, that explosively manifests itself, following vigorous self-agitation, or by one or more females performing acts of extreme jollity upon ones bodily parts.

Spunk, Guy Goo, Semen, Josh

For her Crimble Snowstorm, I called up the best Gentlemes Relish I had to offer.

She said "Thank you kind sir for such a selfless act of generosity in supplying my tidy little pussy with so much gentlemens relish." To which I replied "No worries lass!"

by Porlus December 30, 2007

Gentlemen's Handbook

A collection of sexually stimulating items that are used, and often needed, to arouse to enable one to Fap aka jack off. The Gentleman's Handbook applies to all collections of arousing materials including collections of fap material or thoughts and visual images located in one's spank bank.

Finding himself alone and his room mates gone, Roger opened up his Gentlemen's Handbook and riotously viewed his collection of porn and envision the MILF next door as he vigorously fapped himself until his balls were dry, gak towel was soaked and he no longer suffered from an engorged, Leaded Pencil

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015

league of gentlemen

Amazingly written but rather twisted british comedy.
Set in the town Royston Vasey with a subtly placed slogan on the sign which reads "Welcome to Royston Vasey, You'll Never Leave"
known for its strange resident local shop keepers Tubs and Edward...that have given birth to 'David' something that lives in the attic of their local shop. The local shop is only for local people and has become one of the most popular quotes from the show.
Also home to a transvestite taxi driver and owner of the 'Babs Cabs'
my favourite character is the travelling circus freak and door-to-door peg salesman Papa Lazarou.
He and his 'freaks' travel round asking if 'Mama Lazarou' can use the toilet, then barges into the homes of unsuspecting housewives home alone, calling them Dave along with most other people. He wont take no for an answer when repeatedly told that no Dave llives there.
He speaks in jibberish to his 'wife' and upon asking for the frightened housewife's wedding ring quotes the infamous line "You're my wife now"
The league of gentlemen or LOG as its affectionally called between my friends and i is one of the best and weirdest comedies to come out of Britain in recent years.

"Are you...local?"
"I've only been taking these hormones a week and me nipples are like bullets!"
"Hello Dave?....You're my wife now"

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004

gontlemen

intentional misspelling of 'gentlemen'

Gontlemen, if you are under six feet tall, WAYSA? Hot chicks won't fuck you.

by chef dee August 23, 2006