Gaylord

the name of my town. A small town in southern minnesota. All the people who aren't from around here make fun of the name gaylord

Hey im from gaylord. where are you from?
wtf!!! your from a town called gaylord?!?!?!?!

by Beth Risk April 29, 2008

gaylord perry

When a girl spits on your balls and rubs it around.

My girl was slobbing my junk great, and then she pulled a Gaylord Perry on me for a change of pace.

by joebooh2 May 15, 2007

Gaylord3000

An insult, often made jokingly and mostly on the internet. The '3000' refers to how some advertisers used to think putting '3000' or '2000' behind everything would make it cool.

<bob>: I just bought a FruitJuicer2000! :D
<pete>: stfu plz, Gaylord3000

by Neruo May 16, 2007

Gaylordo

The original Gaylord
(As in Dracula to vampires)

Iain could be Gaylordo

by nickyt1 January 12, 2008

Gatorade

Thirstaide, for that deep down body thirst.

I urinate in my gatorade bottles when i finish them. I help the universe.

by T-Dog Jenkins February 20, 2005

gaylords

Grand Avenue Young Lords | a Chicago street gang that started in the area of Grand and Noble streets in the early 1950s.

The Gaylords wear black and blue, or black and gray.

by Joe Barry August 13, 2003

gaylord

A lord of gayness.
One who is extremely gay
Childish form of douchebag
Someone who is really lame

my neightbor jim is a gaylord; he called the police when we had our party because he wasnt invited

by hbfir April 22, 2006