When you go down on a girl, to be blocked by a stench so unfathomable, you deem that underwear a worthy 'musty goalkeeper'.
Ah man, I went down on this girl the other night, it smelt like she hadn't washed in weeks. I left that musty goalkeeper where it was.
by Grimslow August 30, 2012
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'Look at that girl Ted,she's built like a brick shithouse'
'yeah,and legs like a Brazilian goalkeeper'
'yeah,and legs like a Brazilian goalkeeper'
by Curveball59 September 17, 2004
Get the brazilian goalkeeper mug.The fat,ugly, or fat and ugly girl that attaches herself to a good looking girl. The soul existance of a gatekeeper is to keep the pretty girl from ever meeting someone. If the gatekeeper is beaten by a man know as the chosen one or a man with a wingman the gatekeeper will no longer have any reason to exist and becomes a fallen gatekeeper.
Did you see that hottie at the end of the bar? dude, fly wingman for me and take out the gatekeeper.
by KungFu April 5, 2005
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Gatekeepers work to prevent conception
Gatekeepers work to prevent conception
horny? you'll encounter Gatekeepers before you can orgasm
Gatekeepers are contraceptive
I wanted in her pussy but when I insisted on getting past her ultimate Gatekeepers... I discovered anal sex is a THOUSAND times more fucking awesome
As long as the position you fuck her in has her ass BELOW her pussy, anal sex is contraceptive (and not abortifacient like pussy on birth control), so her Gatekeepers are more likely to allow it.
She likes penis but (of course size does matter) she is not ready to conceive a child with you.
Some of her Gatekeepers perform double duty: left hand, right hand.
Appease her Gatekeepers and masturbate to your homemade sex video you made with her
The better your refractory period the more you will encounter Gatekeepers
Her Gatekeepers don't care how often you use porn: she prefers you use porn instead of using her.
If her Gatekeepers won't let you in her ass dump her.
When she refuses making a fucking video dump that Gatekeeper.
Gatekeepers are contraceptive
I wanted in her pussy but when I insisted on getting past her ultimate Gatekeepers... I discovered anal sex is a THOUSAND times more fucking awesome
As long as the position you fuck her in has her ass BELOW her pussy, anal sex is contraceptive (and not abortifacient like pussy on birth control), so her Gatekeepers are more likely to allow it.
She likes penis but (of course size does matter) she is not ready to conceive a child with you.
Some of her Gatekeepers perform double duty: left hand, right hand.
Appease her Gatekeepers and masturbate to your homemade sex video you made with her
The better your refractory period the more you will encounter Gatekeepers
Her Gatekeepers don't care how often you use porn: she prefers you use porn instead of using her.
If her Gatekeepers won't let you in her ass dump her.
When she refuses making a fucking video dump that Gatekeeper.
by bluntlier July 9, 2012
Get the Gatekeepers mug.Someone who doesn't consider the nuances of emo music as a genre, and always try to shut down the conversation about what bands are considered part of the genre or not. They always refer bands like American Football, The Promise Ring, The Get Up Kids, and other midwest emo bands as "true emo", and anything mainstream like My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, and Paramore as "fake emo".
They also like using the excuse "Gerard Way hates MCR being called emo" and completely ignoring that Rites of Spring and Jawbreaker also hated being called emo, but they proceed to insist their emo title anyways. It's the same thing that happened with Grunge and Nu Metal before where people used the excuse that bands hated labels, thus they aren't part of it.
Their primary source for this information comes from isthisbandemo.com which 1. Is an extremely contradictory website (stating bands like Senses Fail and Pierce the Veil aren't emo, but bands similar to them like Silverstein and Coheed and Cambria are) 2. They change emo rulings all the time (they used to consider The Used emo, but not anymore, or when they used to not consider Paramore emo, but now they do, etc.) and 3. The website owner came out and said that it shouldn't even be taken seriously back in 2019.
Obviously, there are some bands that aren't emo that people can clear the waters about like Panic! at the Disco or Twenty One Pilots, but to gatekeep what is "real and fake emo" is ridiculous.
They also like using the excuse "Gerard Way hates MCR being called emo" and completely ignoring that Rites of Spring and Jawbreaker also hated being called emo, but they proceed to insist their emo title anyways. It's the same thing that happened with Grunge and Nu Metal before where people used the excuse that bands hated labels, thus they aren't part of it.
Their primary source for this information comes from isthisbandemo.com which 1. Is an extremely contradictory website (stating bands like Senses Fail and Pierce the Veil aren't emo, but bands similar to them like Silverstein and Coheed and Cambria are) 2. They change emo rulings all the time (they used to consider The Used emo, but not anymore, or when they used to not consider Paramore emo, but now they do, etc.) and 3. The website owner came out and said that it shouldn't even be taken seriously back in 2019.
Obviously, there are some bands that aren't emo that people can clear the waters about like Panic! at the Disco or Twenty One Pilots, but to gatekeep what is "real and fake emo" is ridiculous.
Emo Gatekeeper Copypasta: "Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene...
by SlytheEmo August 4, 2023
Get the Emo Gatekeeper mug.When a woman(usually fat) falsely protects her freinds(usually hot) from hooking up with guys in clubs due to her large arse uglyness and lack of self esteem.
(in club)
Knock out Ned- hey baby wanna go for a rideeeeeeee?
gatekeeper- ahhhh alice dosnt like hot guys with washboard abs and phd's in physics.
Alice- Yes i do...
Gatekeeper- shut up .. now come to the toilet with me so i can pamper my insercurities( chin)
Knock out Ned- fukin Gatekeeper
Knock out Ned- hey baby wanna go for a rideeeeeeee?
gatekeeper- ahhhh alice dosnt like hot guys with washboard abs and phd's in physics.
Alice- Yes i do...
Gatekeeper- shut up .. now come to the toilet with me so i can pamper my insercurities( chin)
Knock out Ned- fukin Gatekeeper
by bukkakanise October 4, 2005
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