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Garck

the ancient art of "successfully" practice a fellatio on himself ~or herself( real talent ),
special form of autofellatio, more aggressive or in a skillful/creative way,

when it is practiced in a social environment, with friends, or as a competition it is also often called Garckeling
"Hey Matt I was able to garck!, I think i should go big with it ..."

"Honey i think Jimmy is... well garcking, we should do something."

Breacking News:
"A man was found dead in a kind of pretzel shape near the local train station, he was identified to be 28 year old Jimmy Kumberbacker, it wasn't confirmed yet but apparently it seems that he was trying to garck and died in the process. We have here with us Prf. Dr. Mike Lucil, the known garck sepcialist also recognized due to his contributions in the field of Garckling, the extreme Sport 'Deep Garcking' and the book 'Garcking an adventure of self discovery'... "
by ifindfunnywhenpeoplecough July 15, 2016
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Whack my Gack

A way of someone to say masturbate my penis.
Jim: Hey you, why don't you come over here and Whack my Gack!?
Tim: That is quite rude.
by Popaius November 8, 2016
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Gackt Camui

Full name of the Japanese rock artist Gackt. Believed by many narrow-minded idiots as "OMFG hes such a fag," defended by over-obsessed fangirls as entirely straight, but even we fans without remarkably low intelligence levels aren't really sure.
"OMFG Gackt is a RETARD!!!!111"

"omfg gackt is SEXY!!!!!11111!!"
by Kipper May December 23, 2004
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gacked out

To be real real real high, on meth, crack, PCP or whatever gets you fuzzy!
I was nekkid gacked out and shootin' at the cops.
I acquired all this copper wire when I were gacked out!
That bitch is gacked the fuck out!
by rusty squeezebox June 14, 2008
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gacky

something that makes you gack, often yucky
the food was gacky.
by Pookett June 5, 2007
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Gack Mouth

The term used to describe the dry state of one's mouth from the intense lack of saliva. It can cause the lips to stick to the teeth and gums, and is often caused by smoking cannabis.
I have Gack Mouth. My mouth is Gacky.
by Tom Linds April 5, 2008
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Gacktrows

"Ew, Alex, look at those Gacktrows."
by kittygackt August 19, 2007
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