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graunchy

1. Unwashed pubic hair
2. water with large amounts of unknown objects and/or seaweed in it
3. an object that is both grody and raunchy
4. something that makes someone throw up, just from looking at it
"Hey man, did you see that girls graunchy pubes in math class?"
"I wouldn't jump in that water, it's graunchy."
"After I saw her graunchy cellulite, I threw up everywhere."
"That redneck kid was so graunchy, that i had to leave.
by falmeth June 1, 2010
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Gaunch

Gaunch was a term coined in the 1980'S Phys Ed teacher in Orchard Park, NY. The term was used as an insult but proudly embraced by a group of school age boys and girls dressed in leather and denim who liked to drink alcohol and occasionally indulge in recreational illegal substances. They would gather together often and share in their love of fast cars, loud music, and keg parties. Many "Gaunches" seem to have been in trouble with the law, ranging from misdemeanors to felonies. School was not as much a place of education but as a playground to bring teachers and administrators to their knees. Fueled by the love of a good time and an irreverence to the status quo.
That dude is such a gaunch!
by darrylsdreams1985 January 23, 2011
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{Gaunch Guy}= Greasy, {filthy} hair, combat boots (although never planned on joining the armed forces). Failed miserably in all classes, usually dedicated to rebellious music, hence the wearing of torn up {concert tee} shirts. {Levi's}, wallets attached with chains to back pockets.... Too embarrassed to take Gym Class because of their worthless, shapeless bodies, so they spent most of their time in B.O.C.E.S. (special ed.), or beating up on otherwise healthy-minded happy individuals w/high self-esteem.

{Gaunch Girl}= Sleazy, Feathered, permed, fried out, bleached out hair, leather jacket wearing, clog wearing, tightest possible jeans (even though they had NO right wearing them!) While more intelligent in their pursuit of higher education, partying along with all the Gaunch Guys was the name of the game! Parties, beating up on cheerleaders, and those who wore different attire than theirs. Most {Gaunch} Girls dated, and then later married their Gaunch Guy boyfriends.... Gaunches could usually be found in the {Smoking Lounge}, and some of the Gaunches were even appointed "smoking monitors!" A tremendous honor amongst the {Gaunch} community!

The word/term Gaunch was, according to folk-lore coined by a Phys-Ed teacher back in the late 70's.... and I am certain that he hit the nail right on the head.... Good old O.P.H.S....
Attention all Gaunches! meet me in the smoking lounge... I have the new Led Zeppelin album, man.... you gotta hear it... duuuuuhhhhhh
by elephant shoe February 19, 2011
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My room was scattered with gaunch and starting to smell.
by mollusk February 10, 2004
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gaunch

individual with teased long hair, partially tied reebok high top sneakers, acid washed jeans, frequently listened to metal vbands such as Megadeath circa 1988. Popular in Orchard Park, New York as a derrogatory descriptive term in the late 1980's.
The gaunches have overrun the food court at the mall.
by m. chiantella June 15, 2007
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graunchy

basically it applies to the things in life that aren’t perfect but you can still find beauty in, making it perfect

like parker’s door taped on, my natural random hair, the fact that i have crack heads coming to my door at one in the morning talking about how his girlfriend is poisoning him, and the fact that i only wear one pair of jeans every day cause i only have like two
graunchy is seeing what you have, which what would usually be seen as bad, and finding appreciation in what you have and loving every bit of it
natural free poor minimalistic appreciative happy bliss positive random fait vibe ghetto
“aye you look graunchy bro”

“i’m smoking cigarettes for dinner”
-“damn, that’s graunchy”

“aye man, i just got off work, you tryna graunch around?”

“bro you just ate a tortilla with just hot sauce, are you good bro? do you need groceries?”
-“bro it’s good, its a hot sauce taco, i’m just graunchin’”

“i had to open a can of chili with just a spoon because we didn’t have any food in the motel and we didn’t know where mom was”
-“it was graunchy”

remember when we had to wash our socks by hand in the bath tub?”
-“yeah, damn that shit was graucnhy”

“my shoe has holes and no soles, it’s pretty graunchy”
by lehandle?.. March 25, 2019
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gaunch

Vagina. Especially hairy, post-cunninglingualy-moist vagina.
"I ate her gaunch untill she begged for me to ram it in her!"
by PharmaPharmer December 30, 2004
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