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Gateway douchebag

Gateway Douchebag
-noun phrase

1. a vaguely distasteful man who pursues young women, and persuades the women that this behavior is not only acceptable, but desirable in choice of mates.

2. a man whose behavior with woman colors their early perception about dating, usually in the negative.

3. a "Jason Levy"
Jeff: She Annie is 18. Her taste in men hasn’t been established. Creepier and creepier dudes will start thinking of her as an option, and it all starts with Vaughn. He’s a gateway douchebag.

-from (NBC Comedy Show) "Community"
Gateway douchebag by greggieG February 7, 2010
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Gateway to heaven 

when a girl wears a buttoned shirt and doesnt button it which describes it as a gate. boobies=heaven. that makes it gate way to heaven
Alondra! Roxy! Yasidi! Claudia! Vanessa! close your gateway to heaven!

gateway chick 

A woman who is notorius for the way they get around, usually male virgins will loose their virginity to this woman and eventually move on to another woman.
"hey man i dont wanna graduate high school a virgin, so what do i do"
"hook up with Kaylin, shes a gateway chick, she will take care of you."
gateway chick by somerandoman April 22, 2010

Gateway Charter High School 

Gateway Charter High School, aka, the worst high school on the universe. The girls are ALL fake. Students here are all wannabe ghetto, druggies, and eventually get sent to ALC at some point in their lives. Although they know how to party, they are dumb as hell. No one from this school ever amounts to anything special. The rules are ridiculous and rarely followed. Please, do not ever enroll yourself here. You will go crazy.
(at an interveiw) Hi, im Mike, im 17, I go to Gateway Charter high school- "

Interviewer: "NEXT"

Gateway Fuck 

To have sex with a female for the sole purpose of having sex with her friend(s) in the future.
Guy 1:"Dude I totally railed Kim last week!"
Guy 2:"Why the fuck would you do that? She is a 4.5 maybe a 5 on a good day!"
Guy 1:"Yeah man but she was just a gateway fuck so I can slam with her sexy friend Olivia!"
Guy 2:"Man you are some kind of magical fuck wizard!"

Gateway Relationship 

In gay culture: a relationship in which one partner is the other partner's first real homosexual partner, usually defined by one experienced partner and one non-experienced partner. The experienced partner usually helps the other person become okay with being homosexual and comfortable in homosexual relationships. This relationship almost always fails.
Matt: I don't know why you're with Bary.
Loyd: Because I like him.
Matt: Yeah, but it's totally a gateway relationship.
Loyd: I know, I'm setting myself up for heartbreak.

Gateway Dick

That one dick that if you messed with would lead down the slippery slope to more dicks.
"Dude, I would totally such my own dick if I could. I mean it's not gay if it's your own dick."

"No way man! I'm afraid my own dick would be the gateway dick."
Gateway Dick by BCHam September 9, 2016