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gastronome

n. the proper scientific term for individuals who consume gourmet or upper-class food and drink for recreational or self-deceptive purposes; also known as "foodies". These people may also refer to themselves as "gastronomists", but don't listen to them.
You: "I guess you could call me a foodie, or gastronome, or even a gastronomist!"
Me: "I'm going to call you a pretentious fat turd instead."
by Very Finestein July 23, 2013
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Gastronomic Singularity

A person who is capable of eating way more food than external appearances would suggest.

A remorseless eating machine.

This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.
At 5'8" and 165 lbs, Takeru Kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.
by HHMTB June 2, 2010
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gastroparesis

Gastroparesis is a condition that affects the normal spontaneous contractions of the muscles in the human stomach, that propel food through to the small intestine.
He couldn't eat because he is suffering from gastroparesis.
by fednet October 4, 2019
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gastronormativity

A societal or cultural norm that values and upholds a particular, specific dietary expectation.

Gastronormativity is defined largely by the practice of the dominant group. In other words, it's the expectation of what food you will prepare or be served. It can also be dictated. Most famous example would be of the FDA's food guide pyramid used to declare the correct portions of an American diet.

Gastronormative practices do not necessarily imply a diet that promotes well-being, although it's typically associated with this idea.

Since it is largely dependent on culture, gatstronormativity varies widely in practice. Common inclusions and exclusions are but are not limited to differences such as healthy and unhealthy foods; meat, gluten, and dairy intolerances; local, vegan, Organic, craft, home-raised, and genetically-modified food preferences; religious and secular restrictions defined by law; carbophobia, lipophobia, and salt-phobia; and preferences between traditional organically produced nutrients and synthesized meal replacements like Soylent.
The epitome of American gastronormativity is the Thanksgiving dinner that includes roasted turkey, bread stuffing, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, and a pie for dessert.
by harambee August 31, 2014
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gastronomic fornication

The use of condiments in kinky acts in the bedroom.
Person 1: I am hungry.
Person 2: How about some gastronomic fornication?
by wendle wendle wendle January 17, 2009
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gastrovaginalitis

Medical term used to diagnose an individual suffering from a severe case of being a flaming fag. This affliction, while not deadly, is highly contagious. If left untreated, it can work through a fraternity house as quickly as Michelle McClasless.
Levy was going to go to Phi Sig's date party tonight, but instead he decided to work on his scrapbook with Eisenberg. They must have caught severe gastrovaginalitis from Fechheimer, who was born with it.
by Rosenberg August 15, 2003
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GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART

The release of a silent butt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a Jew being gassed.
person #1 "Shanna, what did you give your husband for Hanukah?"

person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".
by lucysky January 24, 2010
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