astronomy

the study of shit in space

Astronomy is wack, yo.

by zeropointfive November 9, 2019

Gastronomica

The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one's anus and farting it out to produce consecutive deep, full tones. >Warning the use of the gastronomica could cause a sudden need to crap.<

Jim Wilson can play his gastronomica like there's no tomorrow. 'Midnight Honkytonk Stroll' by Fecal Spectrum is awesome 'cause they use the gastronomica.
> Visit Jim and Fecal Spectrum at www.myspace.com/fecalspectrum <

by G. 'WonderBoy' B. December 17, 2008

Astronomy Domine

One of the greatest songs of all time, made by Pink Floyd with Syd Barrett in 1967.

-Lime and limpid green, a second scene
A fight between the blue you once knew
-Those Astronomy Domine lyrics dont make any sense!
-You never did acid, did you?

by Jenson Marin May 25, 2019

gastronomical

Food that is so expensive that it makes you sick

'Man, those hipster burger prices are gastronomical. Whatever happened to a $2 cheeseburger?'

by SushiB March 9, 2013

gashtronomical

adj. When a situation is absolutely and unthinkably bad in some way. Stemming from the words gash (meaning extremely sucky and astronomical (meaning very high in quanity).

matt: "The club will be shut after tonight and will not open for months..."
ollie ken: "This is gashtronomical!!"

by Olly J October 2, 2006

Lesbian Astronomy

Noun: Generic term used to describe intellectually bankrupt, useless college courses, taught by defensive, hostile and unqualified professors that exist only because they are politically correct and students are forced to take them. Comparable to Underwater Basket Weaving, except that is mandatory and the grading is brutal.

Poor Jin - he had A's in Calculus, Organic Chemistry, Applied Physics, and Programming for Artificial Intelligence, and the poor bastard was lucky to get a C-plus in his required bullshit course - Lesbian Astronomy, or whatever.

by The Working Dead July 10, 2016

gastronomically hung over

A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.

If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.

by B-Flo January 3, 2009