Gloving it

When you are so drunk and you can't find lube, you think putting a condom on your finger will help you fit in an extremely tight vagina.

Make sure you glove it tonight.
She's so tight that I might have to glove it.
She's never done that before, did you glove it?
I'm gloving it Tonight!

by MrGloveIt April 5, 2011

take a flying leap of a galloping goose

simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.

Schoolyard bully: Gimme a quarter, chump!

Other kid: Take a flying leap of a galloping goose!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 27, 2007

scientific gasblowing

Offering unscientific interpretations based upon insufficient data, faulty logic or poor reasoning. The term came from a humorous Freudian slip when reading a Digg.com article entitled "Scientific Glassblowing."

That science pundit was spouting off some nonsense about super-string theory, but it was clear he had no idea what he was talking about; it was nothing more than scientific gasblowing...

by Michael Gmirkin June 13, 2008

Gloving

The act of pushing the penis back into the groin as to feel as though it is a finger on a glove, once fully loaded the user must quickly remove the finger to allow the penis to spring back into place.

Guy 1: yo man what you been doing I haven’t seen you in days?

Guy 2: just been gloving my dude

Guy 1: Jesus Christ you need to stop with that shit man it isn’t healthy

Guy 2: I can’t stop don’t you understand !?

Guy 1: look I’ve been supportive of you through losing your mom and your dad beating you, but this? I don’t think there’s much more I can do man I tried, I really did. But..

Guy 2: look man I can change

Guy 1: No you won’t ! And you never fucking will... I loved you man

Guy 2: I love you too bro

Guy 2: so you wanna glove? :^)

by GloveMaster of GloveWorld December 12, 2018

gloving

Inserting a beer or other alcoholic beverage into a glove or similarly innocent object for the purpose of inconspicuous consumption. Frequently used at public activities to dodge open container, public intoxication and underaged drinking laws.

Kevin: Dude, why are you drinking out of that glove?

Chris: So that cop over there doesn't arrest me for an open container violation. It's called gloving.

by cosmo November 3, 2006

Galloping Gon-Gon's

A disease a person can aquire, by unknown forces, which causes them to break out into several small assholes about their body, causes them to shit themselves to death

Holy shit! how did I get the galloping gon-gon,s.

by Goosecock July 27, 2004

galloping stanleys

To have a severe case of diarrhoea.

First used in Brighouse, Yorkshire, 1994.

"I haven't been able to go to work today, I've had the galloping stanleys."

by A. Stockdill August 6, 2007