beaver gasket

A tampon

I could not have sex with her. There was a beaver gasket in the way.

by scroto baggins August 26, 2013

ass gasket

A paper toilet seat cover.

Also called a Texas t-shirt or a Portagee pegnoir.

This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.

The fastidious Mrs. Feinman always uses an ass gasket in public commodes.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

gash gasket

condom, male prophlactic

dude, you tap that without your gash gasket,your dicks gunna fall off.

by Z-71 November 12, 2007

Muffin Gasket

A Blowjob SO Fucking GOOD, the sheets are Sucked up in your ass.

I had a muffin gasket that required tying the sheet to the doorknob, to pull it free.

by gnelcajon June 9, 2015

Fadge Gasket

A large object used to "Plug the Hole" of a womans pussy, i.e. a penis.

I tapped off with the office bike last night and pluggged her with my fadge gasket

by BallBreaker71 June 13, 2010

Nut gasket

When you have accidently grabbed a testicle and pulled it up during ejaculation, this is the process of popping it.

"Oi crikey mate I've popped a nut gasket

by Suace_packet June 22, 2019

Golden Gasket

The act of urinating in one's rectal cavity for personal lubrication.

Person 1: Baby your getting a little dry
Person 2: Well I cant reach the KY, so just give me a GOLDEN GASKET

by ADAM MAC March 16, 2009