pudding gasket

A thin, oily rim of loose stool that is often found on a public toilet seat.

There were no lights in the Denny's men's room, but Hector had to lay some serious pipe so he went in and sat down anyways. The smell was unbearable, but at least the pudding gasket sealing his ass to the seat was still warm.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014

crap gasket

A ring of moistened toilet paper used to fill the space between a toilet bowl and seat with the aim of preventing the leak of odoriferous gases.

"Chicks are the chess of deucin'. Courtesy flushes, lipstick lighters, crap gaskets, digital canary… That's when they caulk the gap between the bowl and the seat with wet TP to create a perfect seal."

by Enny December 28, 2007

leaky gasket

When the anus fails to seal after receiving anal intercourse causing ejaculate to leak out of the receiving partner's anus.

My girlfriend got pregnant after my cum dripped on her vagina from her leaky gasket. Who would think that anal sex could do that?!

by Vinnie the Lip January 1, 2012

beaver gasket

A tampon

I could not have sex with her. There was a beaver gasket in the way.

by scroto baggins August 26, 2013

Ass gasket

Ass gasket is a protective piece of fine paper that goes between your ass and the toilet seat

I wouldn't sit on a public toilet without a ass gasket

by Bills rv service August 8, 2019

ass gasket

A paper toilet seat cover.

Also called a Texas t-shirt or a Portagee pegnoir.

This expression was common in the 1950s, and long time before the Gallagher was born. It's probably much older than that.

The fastidious Mrs. Feinman always uses an ass gasket in public commodes.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

gash gasket

condom, male prophlactic

dude, you tap that without your gash gasket,your dicks gunna fall off.

by Z-71 November 12, 2007