A red headed Jewish midget that nobody likes... the creature is unsure of its sexuality and pretends he's joking when he's wrong... takes super tiny bites of his food and looks like dexter
Garret’s usually have a big cock , Garret’s are sweet and innocent on the outside but on the inside they are horn dogs. Garret’s usually have girlfriends and one side chick , Garret’s always make the side chick feel loved and like he will eventually be with them when in reality he will never leave his girlfriend
Garret has amazing hair, which never needs to be styled since his pillow gives him a new one everyday. He tends to enjoy leaving school just so he can walk around his yard to examine the lovely, delicious, green grass. Don't leave your pencil pouches around him, they'll just keep falling for him. Why? Because he's just soooo tall ;).