Garret

A red headed Jewish midget that nobody likes... the creature is unsure of its sexuality and pretends he's joking when he's wrong... takes super tiny bites of his food and looks like dexter

Garrett and the apple tree

by Booby ore the the May 11, 2017

Garret

Garret’s usually have a big cock , Garret’s are sweet and innocent on the outside but on the inside they are horn dogs. Garret’s usually have girlfriends and one side chick , Garret’s always make the side chick feel loved and like he will eventually be with them when in reality he will never leave his girlfriend

Garret is so sweet he said he loved me most

by Udontknowwhatugotthot April 22, 2018

garret

a redneck car racer who is gay and is probally sucking rn

Damn that guys really pulling a garret right now if you know what i mean

by pika1000 bbbbb November 21, 2019

Garret

A bully

Man that Garret is mean.

by hyperslushii May 26, 2018

Garret

Worst ever

"garret is the worst".

by BroReally January 22, 2020

Garret

Garret has amazing hair, which never needs to be styled since his pillow gives him a new one everyday. He tends to enjoy leaving school just so he can walk around his yard to examine the lovely, delicious, green grass. Don't leave your pencil pouches around him, they'll just keep falling for him. Why? Because he's just soooo tall ;).

Girl: Hey, billy!

Pencil Pouch: (falls off of table and lands by garrets feet)
Girl: I'm sorry Garret, Billy's just falling for your TALLNEEES.

by BakkOffff September 18, 2019

Garret

a guy that i always facetime and he makes weird noises in the microphone and sounds like shakira.

Person 1- Hey who is that guy that sounds like shakira?
Person 2- Oh that’s Garrett

by rararory October 18, 2020