gerontophiliac

A person utterly dedicated to the pursueal of leathered, weather beaten, frankly undesirable vaginas, often that of elderly women, such as Jay Wheeler. This can be due to lack of coitus, coitus interruptus, fellatio etc. A painful condition, this can ultimatley lead to falling victim to a crevas that one may have believed to think that falling into the abys was impossible.

Jon Kolemainhmnein - So you copulated with Jay Wheeler, huh?
Bouch - Yeah, I also do bullants. You might say i'm a gerontophiliac
Jon Koleameinieviemn - (in descript mumbling)

by On All Fours August 21, 2011

geronticide

killing an old person.

The geronticide was nabbed by the cops. He had killed his grandpa.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 December 31, 2014

garon beer

The coolest name ever

That man Garon Beer is an awesome guy. Also well mannered.

by Swell and perfect December 1, 2016

Gerontosbian

A lesbian who has a grandma fetish.

Sarah is a gerontosbian. She’s 40 and her girlfriend is 80.

by Shelburque November 18, 2018

Gront

A slang name for the female genital region. Other names include minge, gash, clout etc. A "gront"can often be inflicted in a minor, of major way with "gront beans".

Mary had a rather itchy gront today.

by Touch The Clown August 13, 2009

Gronth

To be in an awkward or embarrassed position

"Wow he just peed himself he must feel really gronth right now"

by ily_Narnia November 12, 2009

gerontophile

Somone who is sexually attracted to an older person.

Megan: Rachel is 17 and she loves Martin so much.
Susan: He is 37 !
Megan: She is a gerontophile.

by Francessca123 January 22, 2010