A sex god that can make woman moan with erotic pleasure right after he fucks the shit out of them! But he also is a very sweet guy.
by Hshdbdj December 9, 2016
Get the Garison mug.As it was Tuesday, Marvin donned his cashmere scarf and took to his weekly stroll down Amsterdam Avenue. He passed his favorite bakery, the cloying scent tugging on his steady resolve to lose those last few pounds...
*GASP* Could it be? Merrill Garbus swooping down from the scaffolding, decked in mylar and rage --- but what is she wielding? What could only be a weed wacker of sorts - and SPLOOSH! A tomato-based turbulence! A saucy spritz!
Our dear Marvin, taken down in a marinara monsoon!
Reeling from the overwhelming stench of garlic and humiliation, Marvin stayed, splayed on the ground like some tipped cow, and considered his peculiar situation. If only Marvin had taken the homeless woman's advice from the day prior... and packed his mozzarella sticks.
"Yes, dear Marvin, you've been garbused."
*GASP* Could it be? Merrill Garbus swooping down from the scaffolding, decked in mylar and rage --- but what is she wielding? What could only be a weed wacker of sorts - and SPLOOSH! A tomato-based turbulence! A saucy spritz!
Our dear Marvin, taken down in a marinara monsoon!
Reeling from the overwhelming stench of garlic and humiliation, Marvin stayed, splayed on the ground like some tipped cow, and considered his peculiar situation. If only Marvin had taken the homeless woman's advice from the day prior... and packed his mozzarella sticks.
"Yes, dear Marvin, you've been garbused."
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Get the garjus mug.a absolute troll boy. he thinks his camera tricks are funny BUT THERE NOT!!! he is a father type of one son no more no less...
wow garistyn is such a dad
by wannabeeboy September 4, 2019
Get the Garistyn mug.Gairus The Red was an aincient Greek God who was worshipped before the fall of the Aincient Greek Empire. It is thought that Gairus The Red was the original God of Love, the colour red symbolising the colour of the heart and the colour of love. There was a national holiday every year to celebrate Love under this god, when the national holiday wasn't there though, he was often referred to as "Uncle Silver" it's not really known or understood why this was the case but researchers have come up with the theory the "Uncle" part was due to how people viewed this god, they saw him as their family. The "Silver" part is still unknown though. The documents around this God are limited so we can not reallu know for sure, but what i can tell you is, this was the god of love and love this god, we shall.
"Oh Gairus The Red, my god, i love you"
"Have you heard of Gairus The Red? He is the true god of love!"
"Have you heard of Gairus The Red? He is the true god of love!"
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by Justsomeoneuh May 10, 2021
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