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Gargamelled

To insert an object into a person's urethra. Usually done in reprecussion to a smurf.
You just smurfed me! Prepare to get Gargamelled
by Cronoz September 16, 2003
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Gargamelism

Gargamelism is the second largest religion in the world. It was founded by our leader

Gargamel. The holy place of our religion is church of Las Vegas.
The Pope: Follow our path of Gargamelism!
The people: Of course we will follow. Lord Gargamel is our master.
by Justdoit726 October 13, 2019
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giggamilf

a chocolate dick in a mother's vagina
David tang found a giggamilf in his parents' bedroom lastnight
by Stephanie Remanjon December 23, 2004
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Gargamel

To dress ugly to a social event. The act of being underdressed at a communal gathering. Someone who is underdressed. A villain from the smurfs. A person who performs oral sex on a male and makes a gargling sound while doing it.
Gary: Was there any classy looking hos up in that house party yal went to last night?
Eddie: Na, nothing but Gargamel bitches

Amy: wtf are you wearing?

Susan: I didnt want to keep yal waiting, so I threw on the first outfit i saw when i opened my closet.
Amy: This bitch busted a Gargamel!
by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019
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Gargamelosexual

Someone whose attracted to our lord Gargamel the holy.
me: Im Gargamelosexual and i fucked our lord.
him: Me too.
by gargamelthelord November 10, 2019
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Gargamel

Some dude who has a thing against blue Danny Devitos
Big daddy smurf: Oh no! Gargamel is kidnapping all the Smurfs!
by Moke wed February 25, 2021
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Gargamel

a dick with a excess skin at the head
My boyfriend has a Gargamel down there. That’s kinda gross.
by smurf!k July 29, 2022
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