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Gargle Status

The point of being really below average at MechAssault.
If I played in Dr Falcon & Joofer's room all the time, I would never make it past Gargle status! NA MEAN!
by WiLePeTeR June 17, 2010
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gamble chocolates

A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".

Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.
I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.
by improviduto April 9, 2006
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gambledygoop

when a man with a intricate knowlege of bagels and specialty cream cheeses ejaculates in the back seat of a delivery truck. two employees borrow the truck to pick up food and discover a large quantity of steamy creamy gamble jizzum
you find a cum puddle aka gambledygoop covering the seat of a domino's delivery car, UPS truck, etc...
by Juncmastr0822 February 16, 2009
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Gentleman Gambler

1. A book written by "Oklahoma Johnny" Hale that tells his story from his humble beginnings as a poor country boy to his successes in business to his wild gambling days playing high stakes poker.

2. A term used to describe an older wealthy man who now lives as a professional high stakes gambler, or is just involved in high stakes gambling on a regular basis. His true wealth may be a product of his success at gambling or other unrelated business ventures, or could even be inherited. The gentleman gambler may at times be viewed as a gentleman of leisure and he often prides himself as a true gentleman, honest and fair, but also as a cool and calm player with many years of gambling experience.
Santos is a true gentleman gambler who has been playing poker all his life. Always brings a lot of money to the table and is very generous, but is still respectful of the other players.
by ALWXXX March 14, 2011
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gableflab

a fat roll that connects a girls boobs together to make one boob with two nipples.
( . . ) this is a gableflab
by tony the boss of everything October 15, 2008
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Gambled and lost

When you try to fart but end up shitting in your pants.
Carlos and I were hanging out in the hotel room when Carlos lifted a cheek and squeezed one out. Unfortunately it sounded wet. Carlos gambled and lost.
by perogi February 6, 2007
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gambled

To intentionally destroy something for personal financial gain.
The server just died, I think someone gambled it.
by WyclefJean July 20, 2010
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