Andrew Garfield

Andrew Garfield aka the wolf

“Andrew Garfield” Hey have you seen no way home last night? No well the wolf was awesome

by Purge December 20, 2021

Garfield Ridge

A middle class blue collar neighborhood on the Southwest Side of Chicago next to Midway Airport.

Archer Avenue is its main artery boasting of many fast food restaurants, taverns and pizza joints.

Heavy Polish and Hispanic populous and home to many police, firefighters and union workers.

Homes range from two-story bungelows, one-story ranch style and many new homes are being constructed with two or even three-story suburban style mansions.

People are generally friendly, streets are tree-lined, it's fairly safe, block parties in the summer, church carnivals, and folks who will tell you their life stories at the tavern.

Garfield Ridge is one of the most underrated neighborhoods in the city of Chicago.

by BeerJunkie425 August 27, 2011

Garfield

swag ass mofokin kitty cat
all my homies love garfield

Guy 1: man i fuckin love garfield hes so cool
Guy 2: i know right bro garfield comics are so dayum cool

by assfuckerdicksucker300069 December 23, 2021

garfieldussy

a more formal version of “garfussy”; means andrew garfield’s boy pussy

damn man, andrew put his whole garfieldussy into tick tick boom, give him an oscar already

by peter parker’s protector February 8, 2022

Garafied

Getting out of a situation by utilizing the intelligence of an elderly ginger.

The only way Cindy would let me sleep with her was if I ate her asshole. The problem was soon Garafied when I agreed to do it in the shower.

by FarArse June 29, 2011

adult garanimals

Adults who wear matchy matchy clothes as if they were small children. Everything looks like it came from a match set box.

It tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.

Did you see that guy over there? Looks like he took the easy way out when getting dressed this morning and grabbed his adult garanimals. Yikes!

by dwied August 11, 2009

garfield without garfield

Exactly what it sounds like: Garfield comic strips with Garfield removed, making Jon a lonely schizo. Like most amusing internet fads, got started on 4chan.

Garfield without Garfield is a million times funnier than the comic itself.

by Aqua_Mann March 26, 2008