Average Gammon

Defined as being a women who one would copulate with if the chance arises.

•Average Gammon... Get out your salmon..?

•Callum: how'd your date go?

Oly: she was average gammon at best.

Callum: and did she get out her salmon?

Oly: Of course baba, eeaassyyy!

by McCooks June 13, 2014

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gammonflake

Meat faced Brexit supporter who firmly believes your pussy ass liberal remainer feelings can go and get fucked but that his own upright, moral and proper feelings and those of his fellow gammons are afforded special protection by virtue of good old Christian decency, them being such great Christians and everything.

Nigel Farage, the big gammonflake, has been whining hard for his great gammonflake mate Donald Trump ever since Sadiq Khan said it's OK to float a Trumpbaby blimp everywhere he goes on his visit to London.

by Spoogle July 6, 2018

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Gammon

Predominantly directly towards white males but, can be directed to most caucasians.

This is because when white people are being flustered/angry, they become pink in hue on their face, similar to a gammon.

Barry you are a fuckin’ Gammon.

by applestrawberry21 November 7, 2020

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Gamboni

To borrow an item without the intent of returning it to the owner.

You rat bastard! Did you just gamboni my hoopride?

by Alcahuete69 March 1, 2010

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Gasson

To Gasson; The act of playing a pool (or snooker) shot without due care and attention, with the hope that you may glean a reward from said action. Generally unsuccessful, but the success rate is higher than you would imagine possible.

He totally Gassoned the black in off 5 cushions!

by Barry 'Cillit Bang' Scott July 1, 2011

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