A good looking person who is also kind and will do anything to achieve his goals. Once you meet him you will immediately fall in love (just kidding) but if you meet him he’ll make sure to always make you happy sometimes... he is the most badass, cool and caring person ever!
A classic old person who is unwilling to accept new ideas and believes that they are always right when they are 100% wrong. They have no evidence to back up their "facts" but and their only defense is "I know I'm right". They also rely heavily on answers.com for information and smell terrible.