Gabe

Gabe is Gabe. He merely exists. Passively traveling wherever the universe takes him. Nothing but a hunk of molecules and proteins basking in the truths of life. Gabe knows why we're here, what life means, but he will not tell an unworthy rat such as you or I. He is Gabe.

you: "Hey! Hey Gabe!"
gabe:...
you: "I wish to be bestowed in your power of everlasting knowledge and wisdom!"
gabe: "You are unworthy"

*Gabe then proceeds to smite your ass and you disintegrate into pure nothingness.*

by demoncheese November 1, 2022

Gabe Saporta

noun, lead singer of Cobra Starship and Midtown.

Gabe Saporta is amazing. Fo sho.

by Drucilla September 22, 2006

gabe saporta

A super hot Urugayan. He's the frontman for Cobra Starship.

Oh my god, I totally love Gabe Saporta.

by Miss Marie K March 17, 2008

gabe helmy

the act of being self defensive over pineapple understatements.

Don't say that about pineapple, i'll have to gabe helmy you!

by GabeDad November 4, 2017

Gabe Helmy

Gabe helmy is a youtube who likes pineapple on pizza. If you disagree then fuck yourself

Person1:"Hey lets order pizza with pineapple"

Person2:"Ew that is gross you should be arrested for thinking about that"

Person1:"Leave my house, and kill yourself . i thought we could be like Gabe Helmy from youtube (the best youtuber ever with 100,000,000,000 subs) but fuck you jeff."

by Hahaha6969;) October 29, 2017

Gabe helmy

Loves pineapples more than his cat and family

Family : hi Gabe so nice to see you honey

Gabe: do you have pineapples Mom?
Family: no I didn’t realize your were stoping by
Gabe : oh well I’m leaving then
Family : oh that Gabe helmy oof

by Bkjn h h u April 22, 2018

Gabe

Gabe is usually a boy with brown eyes and the cutest smile. He’s usually shy and a bit moody but when you get to know him he’s funny and loves to make others laugh. He tends to be a lil unsure of himself and seeks others validation.Gabe will always put others first before himself, which makes him a great friend or partner. He’s loyal,sexy and lights up a room. They are also wild and yet, bashful. If you complement a Gabe they usually can’t say thank you without blushing.
Gabe’s full name is usually Gabriel which comes from One of the most important angels if God who brought good news! He truly lives up to his name.

Gabe’s are born leaders, if they can see their full potential.
If you know a Gabe, keep him. You will have a devoted life long friend or companion.

That boy Gabe is so good to his mother. I bet he will make a great husband when he grows up.

Have you seen the new guy, Gabe? He is the sexiest boy I’ve ever seen!

by Ms.Thang1027 July 20, 2018