loochmas gifts

Gifts you get for loochmas. They normally get lost though.

where are my loochmas gifts? I can't find my loochmas gifts.

by DaRealLooch January 14, 2021

gtgts

Got to go to sleep, like gtg but more serious and with an actual excuse.

Person 1: And then dude I was like hell yeah and she was like whoa and we lol'd.

Person 2: lol that's great. listen, i gtgts, but I'll talk to you later.

Person 1: aight, bye.

by 372 May 28, 2010

GFTS

Go Fuck ThemSelves.

Third-person plural of GFY

The list of countries which can GFTS is growing at a pretty fast pace.

by thorr18 June 5, 2018

gfts

Great Fuckin' Tits

A set of truly extraordinary tits. Tits that give you a boner. The kind you never get tired of seeing. Marriage reasons.

Silicone or not, Anna sure has some GFTs.

I jacked off to those GFTs like I was 14 again.

by jaygonna November 14, 2018

Gofts

Haley's spelling of gifts

tell him I want one of those gofts

by yodalover6969 December 16, 2020

unverifiable gifts

Gifts that are usually grandiose scams, intangible by nature, replete with certificates of "authenticity," and cannot be tracked or verified, but are given to impress the recipient because of their implied grandeur.

Lars: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a tree in the Amazon forest named especially for her, for Christmas, and a star in a galaxy that now bears her name. Cool huh?

You" Oh, great---another batch of your unverifiable gifts, Lars.

by Janword June 1, 2010

gtfos

Get The Fuck Out Skank

Me: bitch gtfos
Skank: oky v.v

by LuckyxS15 April 22, 2011