Greased

To fart and something extra comes out, not exceeding the buttocks or touching clothing such as underwear or pants.

Damn man, that was close! I greased my asscrack after all of those buffalo wings!

by SniggihTterb February 4, 2024

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GREASED OWL SHIT

The most slippery compound known to man.

Dad- "Be careful driving in this bad weather. The roads are slicker than greased owl shit."

by TheMarkNorman September 15, 2016

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The Greased Weasel is the sickest rugby tournament in all of New York. It takes place in Oswego NY and is held by the SUNY Oswego's Men and Women's teams. If you win the Greased Weasel you are invited to the legendary drink-up that is equally if not more fun than the tournament itself! There will be some things you cannot un-see and alumnus you cannot un-meet, but is overall equivalent to rugby Christmas.

Hey, are you excited for the Greased Weasel?
Yeah! I moved my wedding to make sure I could go!

by chachachachachooddee June 1, 2016

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Greased Jesus

Something (or someone) either super awesome, super sexy, or super ... greasy

"He was so greasy that he slid right off the cross and into our hearts"

"Greased Jesus is on my side tonight"

"That hat is ugly, and she paid 40 dollars for it. It's ridiculous. Greased Jesus would not approve."

"He sneaks around your room at night...except he just sort of slides around on the floor...unfortunately, he's too greasy to do much.

by marmar216 May 19, 2009

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Greased Eagle

A fart that is expelled while one is lying down on one's back with legs in the air and spread open (spread eagle), accompanied by a fine mist of watery fecal matter.

While she was blowing me on my bed, I pulled back my legs and let a greased eagle fly.

by Aloysius Von Fartspray June 15, 2011

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