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A situation in which a person spazzes out like a goon, spewing a string of out of pocket or obviously incorrect comments. Popularly used by college students to describe someone behaving erratically when drunk.
Liam: Dude the Broncos might make the playoff this year Rus is him!

W: Man you're gooning right now! They're for sure gonna finish like 6-11.
Gooning by anonymous November 16, 2023
An adventure best embarked upon with a box of tissues and a can-do attitude.
Person 1: "Hey bro what're you gonna do at the FNAF movie premiere"
Person 2: "I plan on gooning the entire length of it!"
Person 1: "Person 2... we need to talk"
The act of dismissing or undermining valid criticism of a piece of media by accusing the critic of being dishonest, biased, or acting in bad faith, often paired with an exaggerated or uncritical defense of the media. Frequently accompanied by exaggerated claims that critics are “censoring” or that their critique poses a threat to discourse, this behavior is often used to justify retaliatory actions against critics.
Person A: “I think the pacing of this show is really off, and the dialogue feels unnatural. It’s not as good as people are making it out to be.”

Person B: “Wow, so you just hate fun, huh? You’re probably one of those people who’s just here to tear things down for clout. Maybe stop trying to ruin it for the rest of us.”

Person A: “I’m not trying to ruin anything; I’m just giving my opinion.”

Person B: “No, you’re just being a bad-faith hater. People like you are the reason creators can’t take risks anymore. Honestly, criticism like this is toxic and borders on censorship.”

Person A: “Okay, now you’re just gooning. I’m giving a valid critique, and you’re accusing me of bad faith to shut me up.”

In this scenario, Person B uses gooning to deflect the critique, accusing Person A of dishonesty and framing the criticism as harmful or toxic to the discourse. Person A calls out the behavior as gooning to highlight the manipulative tactic being used.
Gooning by Snarkitect November 24, 2024
the weirdest thing since 1996. a form of masturbation that involves maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm for a long period of time, resulting in a hypnotic, intoxicated state. people who do this are called gooners or goons.
gooner (weirdo): yo i just finished gooning for the past 30 minutes
normal human: you're weird
gooning by jermaineee January 17, 2024
need this :100:
i needed this gooning sesh -drake
gooning by hmmmmmmslayyateitup January 22, 2024