gobshite

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by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Gobstoppered

To have eaten something extremely quickly, such as someone who consumes jawbreakers by chewing rather than sucking would eat a large box of gobstopper candies.

Person 1: *eats 2 whole big macs in under five minutes*

Person 2: Geez! You frickin gobstoppered that shit!

Person 1: I was hungry!

by Touche, buddy. December 5, 2007

gobshitery

The art of being a major gobshite or many people gobshiteing

Ive had enough of all this gobshitery

by Stormtrooper X October 22, 2017

Gogster

A very rare Gogy. But what is a Gogy, you may ask?

A Gogy is very British, slighty pog, slightly dogwater, colourblind, dre simp- often found in the infamous 'Dream SMP'. Gogy is very good at battle box, but terrible at build mart.

(Although in the case of gogster it should be called Dream SIMP)

Quackity: "GOGSTER IS CRACKED AT THE CRAFT, YOUR HONOR!"

by Shellypog May 31, 2021

clunging gobshite

a term for some truly horrendous advice. some real terrible no-good never-do-it bullshit that would break your entire life open if you tried it.

the streamer told the chat member some clunging gobshite

by binslop March 22, 2021

Cleveland Gobstopper

The act of using a plunger to unstop the
constipated ass of your lover to preform
the cleveland steamer.

Freddie patiently proceded with care proforming the Cleveland Gobstopper to unclog Harolds constipated anus to receive a fresh cleveland steamer.

by streetwhiz April 17, 2009

Gobshite

Noun; Someone who talks an absolute load of bollocks && has nothing meaningful to say. They just talk complete && utter shit. Someone who can't keep their mouth shut.

"Phillip, stop talking shit ya gobshite. Learn to keep ya mouth shut."

by TyFace June 11, 2006