glump

to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.

I just felt like a stupid, old glump!

by pich-u-mony June 11, 2009

glump glastars

A word made up by Jon from Game Grumps in an episode where they played 'Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive'.

Samantha - Listen, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, if you say the words 'glump glastars' we are all going to die.
Ashley - what, glump glastars what?!

BOOM

by tankard December 18, 2013

1 Pump Glump

A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load

Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"

by My Parents Died April 27, 2022

Glumping

Glumping is a term used to describe someone who is zoned out from the present situation

I saw Sam glumping for hours today

by Fat fingers r bad August 5, 2016

glump

a combination of moody and down in the dumps and gloomy.

Jaida was all glump today.

by jaidakemper April 13, 2019

Glump

The word "glump" means someone who is extremely retarded or really, really annoying. Singular: glump. Plural: glumps.

How to use it in a sentence: for example, "Today Kai was being a glump." This means that either Kai was being extremely retarded or really, really annoying. Another example, "That crowd of noobs over there glumps." Meaning that either they ARE extremely retarded or ARE really, really, annoying.

by yeet yeet lick my feet April 13, 2019

Glump

Glump - When you drink too much glue and bleach.

Yo, look! That guy is glumping! Somebody call 911!

I hate it when I glump.

by TheweirdDefinitionDude June 20, 2016