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Technical jargon which is confusing and obscure, sounding as if an alien had made it up. Can be used to refer to jargon in any field, as long as whatever it is it only makes sense to experts.
A: "The sprockets on this infinitely recurring cat-looper are getting dangerously close to the cross-cat-harpings, and as a result, the futtocks are taking too much weight. Maybe we should spangle them - or we could plug the dirk into the pineal gland."
B: "Dude, I don't understand a word of that glorp."
Glorp by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025
Verb. To poke someone or something on the tongue in mid yawn.
She liked to glorp the cat.
Glorp by The Glorpinator July 30, 2025

Glorp on my Schlorp 

1. The act that causes one to garage.
2. The wettest, messiest head possible. Just the real gawk gawk. The sloppiest toppy. The most drooly, moist affair involving a penis since 1967. The real mouth porking 3000.
She glorp on my schlorp till I garage

Glorp-shire 

The dollop of whipped cream on top of a cupcake
The Glorp-shire looks very nice on that cupcake

Glorp-Shhinne 

A very strong and continuous suction force caused by a orifice in the human body
Sally: Do you want me to give you some Glorp-Shhinne.
Dave: From which orifice?
Sally: My nose ;).
Dave: If you insist....
*LOAD Glorp-Shhinne*
Glorp-Shhinne by Arrowofdoom September 24, 2022

Glorp Day 

Annual Glorp day celebrating the Glorp Glorp Glorp
Oh boy, it’s the annual Glorp day! I’m going to celebrate it with a Glorp.
Glorp Day by Snakrite March 14, 2025