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derp gland

(noun) a fictitious gland responsible for the filtration of derp-worthy stimuli in the human brain.

in a healthy and intelligent individual, it acts as a sensor, indicating when something outrageously stupid has been processed. it tends to result in facepalming, headaches, or sympathetic lulz in defense of knowing that the demise of mankind is imminent.

in an unhealthy or stupid individual, it provides a positive-feedback mechanism, resulting in the individual gaining reward for filling their brain with even more useless bullshit. stimulation of the gland in this type of individual brings about erratic, borderline retarded behavior, and in fact causes them to emanate even more derp to the surrounding environment. this can lead to a derp cascade, which enthralls masses of stupid individuals to do stupid things.
(intelligent) I swear, if I hear another stupid thing come out of her mouth, my derp gland is going to explode!

(stupid) DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP! NUOH MAH GAWD KIM KARDASHIAN DDDEEEEERRRRPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012
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Limp Gland

She loves it when I smack her checks with my limp gland.

Too much booze last night causes my limp gland. Tina has to mouth Mr. Softee all night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2018
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Memory Gland

USB flash stick, SD card or any other storage device that you keep on your person.
Hey John, do you have that video of Billie Piper in the ghost sandwich?

Yeah it's in my memory gland.
by Ciaran Gillespie April 27, 2008
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Memery Gland

Area that stores all knowledge of memes.
The Memery Gland is stored in the brain.
by Accelerate Nate November 27, 2018
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Gamer Gland

A gamer gland is a fictional gland located in the human brain that houses all of that person's accumulated video gaming knowledge.
Kevin: Dude I have to get my Gamer Gland Removed
Kieth: F
by RdxvUniverse June 22, 2019
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Man Gland

Yet another word for a blokes pork sword, one eyed trouser snake or put quite simply... his cock!
Hello Darling. Fancy working your hand up & down my man gland?
by Richy Boy January 25, 2005
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manga gland

A small gland located above the spleen which secretes the need for manga. This gland is only located in a small portion of the human population, but is present in all cats, red pandas and sparrows.
Whilst walking through Border's, I could feel my manga gland tingle.
Whenever I watch a Miyazaki film, my manga gland kicks on and I spend all my money on manga.
by Graaaah June 28, 2007
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