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Virtual Work Girlfriend

A relationship you developed with an exceptionally witty female colleague during the COVID pandemic while working remotely, despite having never met in person. The entire relationship is based on far too many zoom calls and slack chats talking about mindless work crap and how stupid and lame all your coworkers are. The top ranked virtual female friend receives the coveted label "girlfriend". An improvement over the traditional "work wife" in spite of being apparently lower on the hierarchy. This is because you don't share a physical space so there are fewer requirements to buy expensive, shiny things to keep her happy, and arguments can be conveniently ended with "internet issues".
Child 1 "Mom found out Dad was going to Austin to meet his virtual work girlfriend!"
Child 2 "Oh shit."
by Emperor Little Bits March 15, 2022
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girlfriend stan

a girlfriend stan is a term within the kpop community. it refers to fans that have romantic feelings toward idols and would like to date them.
“i love sunwoo from the boyz so much, i want to date him!”

“oh no not a delulu girlfriend stan”
by vatan May 12, 2021
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girlfriend

me: don't have a girlfriend

you: that is very true :(
by Coronatime.com/yourdad March 16, 2021
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every fucking day go give your girlfriend a damn hug loser
boy 1: dude! it’s *some random day*! go hug your girlfriend!
boy 2: it’s not national hug your girlfriend day though
boy 1: that doesn’t matter you loser! go be a good boyfriend and hug your fucking girlfriend!
boy 2: ok ok i will
by harvard.t.shirt.danielle.cohn January 13, 2020
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National Girlfriend Day Part 2

For all the guys that didn’t post their girlfriend on August 1st, part 2 is coming up! October 10 of every year. Make your lady happy !!
I didn’t post her for National Girlfriend day part 1 so ima post her for National Girlfriend Day Part 2.
by goodboyfriend1 October 6, 2020
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Roblox Girlfriend

a 7 year old in a relationship with a 40 year old man not even knowing he's a man or that he's 40 also the kid will probably commit suicide when the old man breaks up with him
Timmys mom: timmy why you got a gun

Timmy: my roblox girlfriend left me so im gonna commit suicide
by AntLord January 17, 2018
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Practice girlfriend

the girl you kinda see or date but never commit to. She prepares you to move on and actually commit to the next girl.
"I was just the practice girlfriend, he left me and now is happy with his new girlfriend, they have a loving committed relationship, something he couldn't offer me..."
by angiekalamazoo December 16, 2012
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