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getty images 

Will always be invading every image you see you know its getty images when it says getty images
Person 1: "I want a photo that ISNT GETTY IMAGES"
Person 2: "thats impossible dude"
getty images by Getty imaegs February 3, 2022

Getty Square 

the downtown part of yonkers. nickname is ghetto square because of how ghetto the area has become. don’t recommend going there alone at night if you don’t wanna get shot.
friend 1: yo let’s get some popeyes in Getty Square!
friend 2: nah man, i’m not tryna get killed on the way there.
Getty Square by TheEmployee March 10, 2019

getty-up-go

Charles, we are late for the S&M meeting!!!! we got to get the GETTY-UP-GO!!!!!

getty beer

My drunk dad's best friend, basically the best friend of ANY drunk person.
Disgust barked at the getty beer across the street.
getty beer by SimDevoSlipknot August 30, 2015

getty fuck 

A privileged white male from the suburbs that seems to know it all
Wow your acting like a real Getty Fuck
getty fuck by MillerR8626 November 5, 2020

Getty Imagery

A disorder where a person believes that he or she is a person in a Getty Image.
Mike: Let's take a selfie together in our new car.
Jen: Why? That's just weird.
Mike: Come on... We're just like the people in the brochure!
Jen: I've been meaning to talk to you about this.
Mike: What baby? We have a trendy apartment, great fashion sense, and now a new car.
Jen: I'm worried that you suffer from Getty Imagery.
Mike: That stock photo thing?
Jen: Yes. Our apartment sucks, you look like shit most of the time, and we'll be paying for that car for 7 years.
Mike: Yeah but the photo is the only thing that matters. I can post it on all my social media accounts.
Jen: Hmm.
Getty Imagery by geekmalone June 4, 2024