A gerb is a shortened name for a gravity bong originating from the Hill Country in Texas. It is generally made from a water bottle with a winches socket in the cap as the bowl.
by gerbmaster January 22, 2020
To gerb someone is to draw moustache's upon a girl's public photos, effectively lowering her self-esteem, then taking advantage of this lowered self-esteem to ask her out.
by Ol Hoss November 08, 2010
verb - while physically a grown man, you're far more likely to state the obvious as a child would. Also apt to make pollyanna religious statements.
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- um, the sun is really bright and hurts my eyes. Shut up, Gerb.
- um, isn't this a really beautiful day god has given us today?
- um, isn't this a really beautiful day god has given us today?
by the Dude abides August 20, 2014
An intense feeling of exhaustion, which leads to irrational acts of stupidity, such as sticking a giant cucumber in your pants and standing in the middle of a highway. Symptoms include fits of bizzare laughter, extreme muscle fatigue,and loss of all mental capabilities. Causes include, but are not limited to: heavy farm work, long distance running, hanging out with your friends for too long. WARNING: if you or your friends are experiencing "gerbs" quit working, find shade and drink water immediatly, or risk the effects of this terrible ailment.
"Oh dude, shit. Gerbs." or "Geh...ge....gerbs....."-then die a slow death. or just plain old "GEERRRRRRBS"
by Johnwolfman42 September 01, 2006
A fun kids game in which you take turns throwing at least ten gerbils into a bucket of water and then taking turns bobbing (with your mouth) for the gerbils. The fastest time, in collecting all the gerbils, wins. If any of the gerbils die during a contestants turn, they must receive a kick to the mouth by the player who's turn is after. This game is illegal in 3 countries. It was most recently banned in the UN in March of 2009.
by GerbilStroker May 16, 2011
by hope6969 November 13, 2021
by genocide October 09, 2003