The absolute chad that is the Geico Gecko. He is one of the ten strongest beings in existence, however, he hides his true form and stars in car insurance commercials. If, however, you do not pay your car insurance, the Gecko will begin hunting you down, where he will then, take your soul and rape you.

Person 1: "Oh no bro did you pay your car insurance" Person 2: "No" Person 1: "Well now the Geico Gecko will come and take your soul and rape you"

Geico Gecko by Leviticus Davison Randalf XII March 6, 2022

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Geico ad nauseam

A specific form of ad nauseam resulting from the excessive broadcasting of Geico commercials.

Feelings of disgust or annoyance that result from being exposed to too many Geico promotions.

I've started muting commercial breaks just to avoid the Geico ad nauseam.

Geico ad nauseam by redPooka January 7, 2021

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geico nigga

A guy that saves you money weather it be shopping for clothes,at a bar, a car etc... and doesn't give him any play

look at that geico nigga spending his money on my chick ....too bad she is coming home with me.... i guess geico does save you money

geico nigga by King Rid February 25, 2009

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Geico Caveman

The Caveman from The Geico Commercials

If you Grow Out That Beard You'll Look Like Like The Geico Caveman!

Geico Caveman by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 8, 2008

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