gaydar

The ability to detect homosexuals in any given area. Made popular by a cartoon character named Bender from the show Futurama.

*blatantly homosexual person walks by*

My gaydar is going off the chart!

by Irish August 22, 2003

gaydar

An ability to spot whether or not someone is homosexual. Usualy, gay people have this.

My gaydar SO TOTALLY says he is, like, SUPER gay.

by Total Dylan January 10, 2005

Gaydar

The ability/skill to detect homosexual tendencies or traits in regular, heterosexual looking people.

Ex. 1
*John walks out of the restroom*
Dave : Hey John, where have you been?
John : Oh, I was in the restroom getting fucked in the ass by Mike.
Dave : What!? You're gay!? Man, my gaydar must be broken.


Ex. 2

Joe : God, I TOTALLY wanna bang that girl
Tony : Yeah...me...too...she's...hot?
Shaun : Man, Tony, you're setting off my gaydar. You probably love big fat cocks.
Tony : Damn it, Shaun, your gaydar is too good. Now unzip your pants and let me suck you dry!

Ex. 3

Darl : Fuck, my back hurts.
Joe : Do you want me to give you a back massage?
Darl : ...do you hear that? That's my gaydar going off. And all signs of 'gay' are pointing towards you.
Joe : Fuck you, man. I just wanted to give you a nice back massage...that's all...then maybe afterwards I can stick my dick up your ass
Darl : Well, that's my cue to leave...so uhh...yeah, I'll see you when you...uhh...turn straight.

by Dipset11388 January 16, 2009

Gaydar

(gay & radar), having a sense or feeling that someone is homosexual, esp. as a 1st impression.

Turn on Gaydar & tell me if its true or not.

by Darth Johnny December 2, 2010

Gaydar

A human mechanizem that passes information through feelings or senses that notifies them that there is a homosexual in close proximity .

I walked into an unfamiliar club and my Gaydar was going crazy

by R choice June 4, 2017

gaydar

A machine designed to detect whether or not a person or animal is homosexual or not.
It is identifiable as a silver box with a spinning satellite-dish upon it.

My gaydar is specifying that that guy over there is a flaming homosexual. Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather-balloon.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

gaydar

a extra sence similar to "spideysence" where you can detect homosexials as say radar detects flying objects

do my gaydar went of when your little brother walked into the room

by stoph March 1, 2004