a wheeze and a gasp

When you laugh so much that you are left on the floor practically wheezing and gasping.

Millarhews began wheezing and gasping at unprecedented levels

OJR- "Is that a wheeze and a gasp I hear?"

PJM - "unfortunately yes"

by millarhews March 14, 2020

Poosi Gasp

Basically queef but better.

jessica: omg i just had a poosi gasp
tom:
whatthefuck

by im_a_tAuRUs July 26, 2022

Pussy Gasp

Audible expulsion of air through the vaginal opening of a female human being.

"Giiiiiiiiirl did you just Pussy Gasp?"

by digitalnoir May 2, 2014

gasping gecko

A term used when a person is surprised.

Gasping gecko, I wasn't expecting to see you here!

by asdf_fdsa October 13, 2017

Le Gasp!

This is an E-gasp.Used when someone is appauled or offended.

"I'm cheating on you."
"Le Gasp!"

by Jaimey September 22, 2005

Gasp For Cum

When you are masturbating under a blanket or in a sleeping bag and when you begin to orgasm you frantically claw your way out.

Mom: What are you doing son!?

Dad: Don't worry honey, it's just a gasp for cum

by Caseyds620 November 5, 2010

Gasping for Breath

When you drop a long-ass shit -- so long, that the tapered head sticks out of the water and then is reluctant to go all the way down right away when you flush.

Tom: Dick, look at the long-ass shit I just dropped. (Flush --)

Dick: It won't go all the way down -- it's gasping for breath.

by RWClassABoomer March 16, 2009