Garden

Where your mom grows her azaleas!!!

Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!

by SealingPhan April 19, 2009

The Gardener

"Plant a seed in her dirt hole and see what grows"

After a morning fuck session following a one night stand, you big spoon her while your dick recovers for another round. While recovering, you let it slip in her ass so she doesn't realize it till its too late. At this point, she either digs it or she bolts...either way, you win.

Travis was done messing with the broad, she needed to leave or let him put it in her ass so he gave her "the gardener"

by awac March 19, 2009

Garden

Where nature is located at home.

I found a frog outside in the garden.

by SomeoneNew May 26, 2018

The Garden

The Garden of Eden; a safehouse; a place where no one can die or be harmed.

Person 1: Man, I need a safehouse.

Person 2: No such thing, unless you live in the Garden.

by Marizipan August 20, 2008

The Gardener

A sexual maneuver where a person with diarrhea plugs his or her own asshole with their finger, as a gardener would plug a running hose with their thumb, dousing a fine liquid spray of fecal discharge all over the other partner's face and body.

Guy: I want to Cleveland Steamer you with a Golden Shower, babe.

Girl: No, I want your fine fecal spray all over my face. Give me The Gardener!
Guy: You got it! I had bad Mexican food earlier, here it comes!

by Trigga Finga May 03, 2013

gardener

a complete weirdo or strange deranged child with severe mental deficits

mark he's such a gardener

by joshfromseeviciswellcool January 31, 2007

gardener

short for uphill gardener. Gay slur

by Anonymous October 19, 2003