Garden Variety Lesbians

The normal, average or typical lesbians. Lesbians that are obvious in the way they look or by thier personalities.

Yea dude, those are some garden variety lesbians for sure.

by Princess Addeline August 14, 2016

garden state parkway

Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.

And no one calls it the GSP.

Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.

New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."

by dts. August 19, 2009

Garden gnome

Keemstar.

Did you see my new garden gnome.

by Teräsmiäs November 9, 2018

garden rocket

The act of inserting a trowel handle into one's anus while masturbating with the other hand.

I was wanking in the garden and couldn't get off, good old garden rocket got me there.

by Elliot Hope August 12, 2010

Garden Fart

/'gɑr dn fɑrt/ A traditional small fart, not to big not to small. Not unlike Goldie Locks porridge in farts. The capitalization comes from the Greek Gardinius Farticus who was well known for unleashing the mildly unsettling Garden Fart upon his garden to help growth. Not to be confused with anal queef. see- anal queef

ex. "I find Garden Farts to be rather pleasant, at least in the way they vibrate your buttocks."

by Imapenus August 29, 2010

garden galloper

A person with a horticultural background who likes to garden with young men.

That Bob Audet is one helluva garden galloper!

by Chuck Butler May 2, 2007

Garden Spot High School

The school in the middle of no where, girls like to dress like sluts, guys are douches, and the teachers suck mad balls.

hey, you go to garden spot high school?
yeah, why?
a girl from there fucked me.

by blacklab43 January 2, 2012