cum gambler

One who does not decide whether to spit or swallow until the moment of ejaculation, during which the "cum gambler makes an impromptu decision as to how to handle the situation

"Yo, she half spit up my semen, bro. What a cum gambler. It seemed like she didn't know what to do"

by Modqueen June 18, 2016

Snatch Gambler

One who gambles with the snatch.

"Don't hang out with her unless you are confident in your SNATCH GABMLER skills."

"Mark's mom is a SNATCH GAAMBLER. I saw her with my sister yesterday on the kitchen floor!"

by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005

Avid gambler

Someone that partakes in pulling off incredibly stupid stunts, convinced by their peer pressuring friends and their cheap wagers.

"I bet you 5 dollars you won't shove this cheese sandwich up your ass."
"I'm an avid gambler, you're on!"

by V_ronica August 2, 2009

the gambler

Used to describe the act of farting when you're not sure if you will be farting or shitting your pants.

Damn...that Vietnamese food is tearing my stomach up! I'm bout to pull a gambler! Hope it's a fart and I don't shit my pants!

by xloc918 May 29, 2004

glizzy gambler

A person who gambles glizzys

"He is a glizzy gambler!"

by Jaxowimi November 5, 2020

Bet on the Gambler

When someone with intestinal issues (e.g. diarrhea)attempts to fart and up until the last instant doesn't know whether it will be a shart or a fart, in effect gambling on the outcome. Different than a shart, however, the results of losing the Bet on the Gambler can be significantly more catostriphic.

The large stain in Lucy's pants made it clear she Bet on the Gambler and lost.

by RMDB November 5, 2008

degenerate gambler

individual who possesses a one-way ticket to prison. who gambles not only their money and reputation, but also their sexual organs, their best friends, and their dreams by acting in ways which consequences forever ignite the most feared, internal nightmare. who consistently acts in ways that have proven unsavory time and time again in their past, yet who fail to yield the self-discipline and willpower in the present moment to learn a new way which most likely will lead to increased well-being. the only occasions that inspire them to attempt to make deep corrections to their internal affairs are hospitalization or the charge of felony. as much as you want to support the degenerate gambler because he or she is your friend, there comes a time when you must move on with your own hard-earned lifestyle and at the most, infrequently say a prayer for your ol' pal at the bedside.

your second cousin who now works for NASA may be a degenerate gambler.

by einsteen January 12, 2012