My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.
by ravenutter September 8, 2013
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by OXIDIZED November 24, 2011
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by J.PthinknhesaG November 13, 2015
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Get the Garnish mug.An unnecessary decoration/ addition that adds no real purpose. Like the price of cilantro restaurants put on every meal.
“My headband is just a garnish to my outfit”
“I don’t know why she puts her cereal in a special clear box, it’s just a garnish”
“I don’t know why she puts her cereal in a special clear box, it’s just a garnish”
by br1tney spears April 9, 2022
Get the Garnish mug.The ratio of your wages to how many kids you have essentially leaving you broke. A tool that is used by potential Baby Mama's to see how breedable you are. When trading up they are climbing that GR Ladder
Me : Damn bro. Dale's Baby Mama done left him. She climbing that Garnishable Ladder.
Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?
Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.
Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.
Paul :. What's his Garnishable Ratio ?
Me:. 5 kids on $50000. So he's 10000. Her new man got none on $100000.
Paul: Bitch be climbing that GR ladder.
by BandanaMan🧝 May 19, 2022
Get the Garnishable Ratio mug.I will stop showing up to work immediately is a single cent is removed. I'll wait til the last day of my "5 day to pay or quit" and stab a fucking child in the fucking face.
Hym "I told you my garnishment story right? I worked as an installment tech and after a wage fraud scandal I got roped up in, instead of turning me over to the police they garnished my wage. Like 50% of it. Worked for like 5 dollars an hour for a year. Found out later that they were taking way more than any judge would have sentenced me to pay... Good times. But judges do not matter anymore. Only 1 thing matters."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2025
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