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guts for garters

Meaning you are in deep trouble. Comes from the serial killers of the early 1800's who would use the guts from their victims to make garters, that were sold on market stalls.
"I have just borrowed and crashed my dads car"

"He will have your guts for garters"
guts for garters by Willy111 September 11, 2006
Related Words

My Stars and Garters 

Spontaneous personal expression of overwhelming shock and fear regarding a devastating event.
"Oh my stars and garters!" said The Beast in X-Men The Last Stand as the remaining x-men approached Alcatraz Island after Magneto had already begun his attack.
Misspelled "farted" became a twitter trend and is now used daily as a joke
Guy: Dude i just garted.
Other guy: Oh wow sick meme.
Garted by Axij February 7, 2015

Gurtej and Jasmine 

Gurtej and Jasmine are a cute couple like Dilavar and Avneet. You probably saw the word from #urfavasiandog. Anyways, theese two are just meant to be! UWU
Example : Gurtej and Jasmine slays.

catching the garter 

Means you are the next man to be married. But ass to mouth must be performed before marriage will come into your life.
Nigga Imma lucky man. I get ass to mouth and I caught the garter. #catching the garter 2018
Someone who’s incredible stupid and deluded but thinks they’re intelligent. Also has a hunchback and has a terrible taste in football teams.
“I just saw a man with glasses walk straight into a glass door. He’s such a Gurtezh!”

“My friend wore his sister’s underwear to school yesterday because he thought it was his. That dumb cunt is the biggest Gurtezh I know.”

“My girlfriend and I watched The Hunchback of Notre Dame on Disney Plus last night. The main character has a hunchback as big as Gurtezh!”
gurtezh by HunchbackOfSeremban September 26, 2021