Funtak Josip

Funtak josip is a god that we dont deserve.He has 3 magical teath.

Every girl thinks hes hot.
He looks like an egg.

Eva:Who beat you with abelt un till you cried
Vito:Funtak Josip did

by Ravnateljica Oš gustava gk September 12, 2020

funtertainment

Entertainment that's actually fun. A combination of two exciting things into a conglomerate of awesome.

Hey Lauren, this Harry Potter shit is some pretty good funtertainment when you're stoned. Jen is on the floor cracking up.

by mvolfman March 21, 2010

funtle

A social network to find loose women in Arkansas who like to get funtled.

Cletus: Hi, I found that you on Funtle and was wondering if you wanted to hookup.
Earlene: I'm always DTF, come over and funtle me right now!

by mehmetsen June 14, 2011

Funt

A compact, polite version 'fucking cunt'.

Darin's wife. Ugh. What a funt.

by Brüster December 28, 2005

Vic Fuentes

the lead singer of the amazing band, 'pierce the veil'. he is absoloutley gorgeous and perfect in everyway. he has a lovely voice and can play guitar. he is in a wild affair with kellin quinn. they are madly in love. and they also have 3 ways with jaime preciado.okay

'oh my god did you see pierce the veil at warped tour?!'
'yes oh my god and vic fuentes looked amazing!'
'i got stomped on in a mosh pit and then jaime hugged me!!'
'woah man that's awful but awesome at the same time!!'
'fuck bitches. get money.'

by bewbzs July 26, 2012

Funted

The feeling of regret and anger one experiences at a restaurant when the meal arrives for a fellow diner that is obviously a much better choice than your own.

Wallace you fucker, you've just funted me.

by DudeBilly April 20, 2017

Bessemer Furnace

Similar to a Dutch Oven, the Bessemer Furnace makes use of a closet instead of a bed. The fart can occur before or after the victim is shoved into the closet. The use of deception is critical here to lure the victim into the closet. Once trapped, the farter holds the door closed.

I told John I wanted to show him the closet he needed to paint, but I got him with the old Bessemer Furnace.

by #2stunna January 11, 2010