fornidate

fornidate is defined as a date that is guaranteed to end with some fornication... a coupling of sorts with the words/actions of fornicate and date.

johhny is going on a fornidate later tonight with a girl he met on a dating site.... he's got his fingers crossed hoping all the pics she sent are accurate!!

by rocko... October 24, 2007

Not here to fornicate with arachnids

A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.

Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.

“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.

by Kiz... December 25, 2020

iPhone Fournicating

When two iPhone 4 users have phone sex through apple's new Face Time feature.

Jim: I was sexiled from my room last night because my roommate was iPhone Fournicating with his girlfriend last night.

by Neild204 August 15, 2010

Furnie

An attendee of Furnace Fest, a musical festival held in Birmingham Alabama at Sloss Furnace. Not to be confused with or considered less than, a Slossage

Hey Fellow Furnie, did you catch Turnstile at the shed stage last year? Epic

by Furnie4lyfe June 26, 2022

fornicaterer

A party planner who provides both food and sexual favors for the guests.

Q. Whio was that pimp at your party?

A. That was no pimp, that was my fornicaterer, you tardbaby. He was serving whors d'oeuvres and quiche. In addition he could also proved an excellent crucifuck or colostofuck or set you up with a skilled Abominatrix.

Everyone in his stable is carefully screened. There’s not a prostitoad in the bunch and you won’t have to hide your valuables in your prison wallet or treat them as cuntraband. You’ll remain ClaMedia-free.

Now twaddle on home and play with your cunteloupe

by Cuntoleezza Rice April 18, 2010

Randy's Furniture

To insert wood into a female's "furniture."

Guy 1: Haha, you work at Randy's Furniture?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You don't get the joke?
Guy 2: Oh I do now, leldankmeme.

by lengthiestwarfare April 3, 2015

furnident

the dents that the legs of furniture leave in carpet

My parents knew that there was a party when they could see the furnidents that the couch left.

by mb92388 April 13, 2007