Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake

What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.

* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"

* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"

by Ron Damint March 21, 2013

Freshavacodo

Fresh Avocado at Dell Taco

Get to Dell Taco!They got a new thing called freshavacodo!!

by Shanarnia June 16, 2018

fresh bleeder

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina

Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder

by Trackblaster February 4, 2021

Dippy fresh

A child who you almost want to kill

You stay out of this dippy fresh

by Notdippyfresh February 29, 2016

Freshman Trance

When freshman girls think they can get with any upperclassman. However, the upperclassman only mess with them for their fresh and tight pussy.

“Nancy thinks brad really likes her, but she’s definitely in the freshman trance”

by owen🤧 February 2, 2018

Freshman

One of the best, and worst, of the classes in highschool. As 8th graders, these kids were used to receiving respect from younger kids. But as freshman, these kids are now used to receiving 1-3 things: Respect, Bullshit, and for some, Cock. Some freshman see themselves for who they are and respect their fellow upperclassmen, and in return receive LOTS of respect. Others, though, enter highschool with the "I'm better than you" mentality that earns a freshman nothing but well deserved bullshit. Some overly proud freshman are even exiled by their own classmates because they refuse to put up with them. Then, there's those few whorish young freshman who look 18 and go cock hunting. Wow, are we proud of them!

Freshman 1: Hey man, what's up?
Junior 1: Not too much man, nice to meet you!
(Respect = earned)

Freshman 2: Get outta my way!
Senior 1: Whatta bitch.
(Respect NOT earned. Let the Bullshit commence!)

Freshman 3: Ah! I love it!
Senior 2: How old are you? *Shrugs and continues*

by Nicky Sandman January 25, 2014

rooty tooty fresh 'n fruity

This is an interjectional phrase that is used when someone expels flatus by way of the rectum (id est: "farts"). It is meant to reference both the noise that frequently presents along with the expulsion (as some wind instruments are said to "toot" or "be tooted", such as the horn) and the distinct, frequently pungent odor of said flatus, which is sometimes intense enough to have a liminaly gustatable mawkishness (mawkishness in the sense of having a mildly sickening flavor; being slightly nauseating) ((a present intimation being that the "fresh 'n fruity" portion of the phrase is a jesting reference to the decidedly objectionable {at least socially} fetor {a strong offensive smell})). The interjection is spelled so as to be in accordance with the officially featured breakfast of the same title that originally appeared at IHOP (The International House of Pancakes); from whose menu the phrase entered the American English vernacular.

Scene: Two guys are riding in a truck in southeastern Arkansas carpooling back home from working at the mill on a warm day in August. Nothing is happening, neither saying anything no radio, just the frequent jolts & constant rumblings from the tires’ continuous collisions with the rough dirt road.

James, Brad: ...

-Suddenly in a loud exuberant manner ...

Brad: Woo Hoo!! Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity!

James: ...

-In conspicuous silence James continues to pilot the vehicle, once or twice glancing towards Brad who is still working on coming down from the momentary high of his emotional outburst. They continue their journey; the countenance of the former now notably featuring the taint of ashamedness.

by Vikki Jezebel Blood November 23, 2010