Nuclear fusion explosion

Nuclear reaction which happens when Kim Kardashian farts. It is caused by extreme pressure between the cheeks of her butt, which forces hydrogen atoms to fuse with one another, creating a chain reaction which annihilates all forms of life from the surface of Earth, except her followers.

- Daaamn have you seen that nuclear fusion explosion?

- Eh, probably Kim Kardashian ate some lime beans again.

by 32121 July 25, 2016

funone

Used on the NFC to denote a stupid, funny or retarded person or comment. Also can be used to denote a joke or sarcasm.

"Shut up man, you're such a funone" "I broke my CD player :funone:" "I hope you die. :funone:"

by VacuolateTuna November 3, 2004

Sewer Fusion

When two guys manage to spread their ass cheeks wide enough to secure an air tight fit between their ass holes.

Flynn and Thompson worked for months in order to spread their asses wide enough to achieve sewer fusion.

by Donzilla June 10, 2009

Pube Fusion

The action of a male bush intertwining with a female bush. Usually during intercourse.

I just had pube fusion with a hairy Russian lady.

by croatianmarko December 2, 2009

Fusion Poop

When two people stand back to back over a toilet, bend over, press their butt checks hard against the opposing person's butt cheeks, proceed to deficate simultaneously, at which point a single stream of poop will form at the intersection between their butt cheeks, and the now united poop will fall ideally to the direct centre of the toilet bowl below.

Hey Jeremy, I gotta poop now, you gotta poop now, there is only one toilet, let's do a fusion poop.

by DrPriestopolous December 31, 2016

Fusion Wank

The ability to have a wank whilst simultaneously undertaking another task with your free hand, which is non wank related.

Mike, " Yo Steve, what did you get up to last night"?

Steve, "Not much, just a cheeky fusion wank, RedTube and a Scotch Egg".

Mike, "Good effort mate".

by go_now_and_live October 28, 2011

Fusion Launcher

Shoulder-fired, single-shot weapon that fires rounds capable of blasting holes big enough to walk through and/or killing anything within about 30 feet. Found in the game Red Faction.

I was tired of that building so I shot it with a Fusion Launcher

by MX October 22, 2003