"He's a funcle, he only wears golf pants."
"He's a funcle, he hits on his nieces at family reunions."
"He's a funcle, he has no kids of his own and has been divorced three times.
"He's a funcle, he hits on his nieces at family reunions."
"He's a funcle, he has no kids of his own and has been divorced three times.
by Ancients_Arise April 01, 2024
by FuncleShawnaLover0569 September 18, 2023
Niece: can I stay the night to play more with my cousin
Uncle:Sure
Niece: Thanks! You’re such a Funcle
Uncle:Sure
Niece: Thanks! You’re such a Funcle
by Funcle July 26, 2021
by MELISSSSSAAAAA March 14, 2019
Typically men named Jeff and have sexual relations with their childhood best friend. Funcle's love to ski and are oddly attracted to little boys with the last name doyle. It's a big turn on for a "funcle"
by JRDUSA September 02, 2017
A fucking idiot of an Uncle.
Daughter: “Uncle Mike is such a damn creep! He is 30 years old, doesn’t have a job, smokes a brick of weed every day and he is constantly eye fucking me and my friends!!!”
Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”
Mother: “Well honey, that’s why daddy calls him your funcle.”
by Mega Hemroids May 09, 2020