funch

It's like lunch, but it's fun, cause it moves

This lady came to me in a dream and said, "Funch. It's like lunch, but it's fun, cause it moves."

Zee's funch was more than he bargained for when it started squirming.

by Archer Sauce April 11, 2007

funching

fucking and hunching

same as having intercourse and dry sex

by anonymous May 13, 2005

funch

Fun lunch. Eating not just for sustenance, but in such a way as to really enjoy your mealtime.

"Let's head to the brewery for funch!" or "Screw your boring lunch, I'm going out to funch!"

by laughtercrystal December 15, 2014

funches

An expression of anger; a self-censoring word to replace "fuck"

That mother funches funchnut! I funchin' told him to get the funches out here lest I funch him up!

by jack spencer December 13, 2003

funch

To have a good time while eating lunch, a fun lunch.

Today, Tom and Steve went off campus for lunch, turns out, they had a funch!

by Andy Hollister September 29, 2005

funch

fun lunch-lunch with drinks.

"oh lets go to go get take out then go to the liquor store for some booze then we'll go home and have funch."

by ii haaatteeeee yooooouuuuuuuuu April 17, 2009

funch

Used by the character Carrie Spooner Hefferman on the sitcom "King of Queens" to describe a fast lunch.

Take a funch: Take a "fast lunch".

by bjornagain May 13, 2005