Fuel Tank

an internal source of extreme amounts of energy used during times of physical exertion such as sex or rowing

Idiot: Barney, it looks like you are getting a little round around the middle *poke*.
Barney: No, you idiot, that is my fuel tank. It is how I pwn you so hard when it comes to fucking hot girls and on the water!

The Fuel Tank 4 is ultra fast, steamrolling past the competition.

by Fuel Tank 4 May 1, 2006

fuel-tank

After having anal sex and ejaculating, the male keeps his penis inside the female's rectum until it gets flacid, then he proceeds to fill the ass with urine.

She said, "Fill me up!" so I fuel-tanked the bitch.

Since it's hard to pee when your dick's hard, you'll have to give it a moment to soften up before a good fuel-tanking session can take place.

by Robert Arthur Gilbert December 31, 2007

fuel injection

"A process in which fuel is supplied to an engine via a pump, nozzles, and a computerized control module. This system has mostly replaced the carburetor, a much simpler mechanical device found in any car worth owning."

Person 1: "Fuel Injection is so much more reliable than carburetors."

Person 2: "Uhh, okay. Is that why your car has been to the shop three times and the 'check engine' light is still on?"

Person 1: "It was just a bad sensor."

Person 2: "How much did it cost to fix?"

Person 1: "$238."

Person 2: "I could replace the entire fuel system on my car for $238."

Person 1: "But..."

Person 2: "No."

Person 1: "I was..."

Person 2: "NO! YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY 1972 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL! (holds lincoln keychain in face)

Person 1: "AAAAH! IT BURNS!"

Person 2: "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELLS YOU!

Person 1: "NOOO! (black vomit) (convulsions)

Person 2: "Damn, you must've worked at a dealership."

Person 1: " '75 LTD coupe convertible?"

Person 2: "Now you're talking."

by Mick O'Neill December 6, 2006

fuel cell

A device which converts (most notably) hydrogen into electricity. They are extremely clean, quiet, and efficient, with the only emissions being heat and water vapor. They are MUCH better than internal combustion engines.

The Hydrogen Economy is the way of the future.

by Captain Dan March 4, 2005

Fuel in the Tank

To be hungry
To eat something
basically:
food= fuel and
the tank= your stomach

"I need to get some fuel in the tank man"
"I think someone has a little to much fuel in their tank"

by <3 girl February 22, 2009

Fuel Cell

Beyond and better than Diesel. If someone's Fuel Cell towards you, they like you more than a friend.

See Girlfriend or Boyfriend.

Whoa, you're big pimpin', Enrique! Those girls are definitely being fuel cell towards you. If I used your tactics without practice, they'd turn gasoline in a matter of seconds!

by Java September 7, 2004

fuel mule

1.) Any transportation device that consumes petrol and hauls you cargo.
2.) General Purpose (GP) vehicles that can assist if and when natural disaster occurs.

1.) Mom took the fuel mule to the grocery store and brought home food.
2.) I sure hope my neighbors have a fuel mule because when the shit hits the fan I'm fucked.

by djsee4 March 14, 2009