Fucktional

When you have a REALLY fucked up mind and extremely dark sense of humor, but can still function like a normal human being when around other people.

"Dude, we're so fucked up"
"Yeah, but at least we're fucktional"

by niBBa nicc September 26, 2019

Fucktion

The function in which someone will be fucked

Reema has a fucktion tonight

by Little bean fa9oolia January 16, 2022

Cross-Fucktional

The process by which a good project/idea is ruined through cross-functional input, or a mistake is made that would not have been made if it had been worked on within a single functional group.

This was a solid project until it was put through our cross-fucktional project review.

by Cunning LinguistX February 3, 2023

Mainstream Fucktion

mainstream fiction which lacks craft, character development, and often deals with trite topics such as vampire romance involving feeble and helpless female characters waiting for rescue.

Hey Ted, let's check out the Mainstream Fucktion section to see if we can find any new vampire books.

by Jada Danger Hemingway February 19, 2010

Fucktion

To have a mind full of fuck.

mish: you're brain can't even fucktion right now

by Kinnipop January 22, 2011

fucktion

fucking fiction, as in fiction that is so awesome that an expletive must precede it, or fiction that fucking rules, see also: George Saunders.

"Aw dog, I don't read. Shit puts me to sleep."
"Clearly, you haven't encountered any FUCKTION. And I happen to have a copy of Arthur Bradford's Dogwalker right here."
"Never heard of him. Are you going to finish that frankfurter?"

by hiddenballroom March 20, 2010

Fucktionary

A dictionary that has only words relating to the practice of sexual intercourse.

"GUYS! I NEED TO DEFINE THIS WORD! WHERE'S THE FUCKTIONARY?!"

Or

Kid 1: "Guys, what's a clitoris?"
Everyone in the world: "GET THAT KID A FUCKTIONARY!"

by Seiboobanigav November 16, 2010