fucktarded

something so messed up that it is beyond stupid

That new policy is just fucktarded.

by insatia August 20, 2003

fucktardy

to be late for some entirely half-witted reason

Gavin was fucktardy for work again today: he spent the whole morning trying to dislodge his finger from a faucet

by aeioulmao June 3, 2015

fucktarded

When someone reaches in his pants and scratches his nuts and then slaps a fucktard in the face with the same hand...

You have just been fucktarded!

by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 12, 2004

Fucktarded

Being so high on meth that you are so fucked up your retarded.

I did so much that I was fucktarded for days.

by PinkTinkStar December 29, 2016

Fucktardy

Used to describe someone who behaves like a fucktard.

Elizabeth: gabe was such a fucktard to you.
Deb: you're right, I need to meet someone that is less fucktardy

by Lois lane April 12, 2017

FucktardedNiggerDownaShitRauhål

when you walk over street in apple sho and metorite hit car with beer bottle on other side of marshmellow honk a horn with sides of sand castle;^ The other day i wink wink to uncle, he staretd doing red bucket on top of hot paint dance# i got scared and killed my mom¤ CACA on the roof of mouth make hot dog smoke book

when Jesper Bakken is on his way to school and he forgets his dildo, his Swedish fucking ugly mom yells "Jesper Bakken you FucktardedNiggerDownaShitRauhål"

by klan casel March 13, 2023

technologically fucktarded

A person who is so disadvantaged in the field of technology that they would be referred to as retarded if it didn't offend the mentally handicapped.

i am so technologically fucktarded that i can't even submit my fucking definition properly.

by Copycat Ripoff July 19, 2018